Matt McCusker

So, OK, so going back to so there you had the, you know.

The first one was just you recounting smoking crack.

That was your first YouTube.

loaded up my tote tried to walk out the door and they stopped me like this big like butch lesbian security guard came and grabbed me what's funny is because like I when they did the self-checkout I used to get like real you know I would just start taking stuff oh you can get crazy you go nuts in there but it's like not even nine times out of ten it's like 99 times out of a hundred yes the person checking receipts looks like they're dead they're just like and you just walk past but they I had one hardo one time it was like why is your receipt this big and you have a cart full of stuff and I was like

What I did, I just went like, wait, what?

I just went full Alzheimer's and was like, did I not check all this stuff out?

Did he let you go back and just get it?

Yeah, it was a lady.

And she was like, this isn't on the receipt.

And I kept going like, but I didn't technically leave the store.

I don't think you can get in trouble.

I could be like, oh, this is outside.

I thought I was going to the gardening section.

So I felt like I had a solid case if I had to fight.

But she was like, she made me kind of like a humiliation ritual.

She made me go back and be like, that's not on there.

That's not on there.

And I kept being like.

You got a police escort back to the register?

Yep.