Matt McCusker
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Yeah, you literally wake up feeling sorry for whoever it is. I might be scared.
It'd be insane what would happen to them. I feel sorry for you right now. yeah i'm gonna try that i'm gonna do one day where i just wake up and no the cops will get called i'm not gonna hit her no i know but if you said not even say no no talk the way they talk to us the police would be there i'd be so true i'll be way more subtle though it'll be like what's the matter and i'll be like no
It'd be insane what would happen to them. I feel sorry for you right now. yeah i'm gonna try that i'm gonna do one day where i just wake up and no the cops will get called i'm not gonna hit her no i know but if you said not even say no no talk the way they talk to us the police would be there i'd be so true i'll be way more subtle though it'll be like what's the matter and i'll be like no
I'll be like that all day. Just wake up and it's like, my arm's hot. Like what? I didn't get good sleep. Something's going on. My right hand's really warm right now. No, get off of it. Leave it alone. I don't want you to touch it. I want you to look at my arm. You see how long I can make it? You would start laughing. Whoa, if you did it to me? No, I wouldn't do it to you.
I'll be like that all day. Just wake up and it's like, my arm's hot. Like what? I didn't get good sleep. Something's going on. My right hand's really warm right now. No, get off of it. Leave it alone. I don't want you to touch it. I want you to look at my arm. You see how long I can make it? You would start laughing. Whoa, if you did it to me? No, I wouldn't do it to you.
I have a different target in mind. You would target a strike. You might hit some civilians, though. I think the kids might be some collateral damage on that one. You'd do a targeted strike in response to pure terrorism. I'm getting a coffee, and I'm like, there's too much syrup in here. Yeah. I got this coffee today and I was laughing.
I have a different target in mind. You would target a strike. You might hit some civilians, though. I think the kids might be some collateral damage on that one. You'd do a targeted strike in response to pure terrorism. I'm getting a coffee, and I'm like, there's too much syrup in here. Yeah. I got this coffee today and I was laughing.
I want to start going to coffee, like the same coffee shop every day, getting the same thing. And as I sip it, walking out the door, I'm going to go, oh, it tastes like shit. Just every day. It tastes like shit. I'm sick of eating this shit. Come on, let's go. Just go, Jesus Christ. Just throw it out and walk out. Just do it every day. Oh, man. I just hope Katy Perry recovers. Me too.
I want to start going to coffee, like the same coffee shop every day, getting the same thing. And as I sip it, walking out the door, I'm going to go, oh, it tastes like shit. Just every day. It tastes like shit. I'm sick of eating this shit. Come on, let's go. Just go, Jesus Christ. Just throw it out and walk out. Just do it every day. Oh, man. I just hope Katy Perry recovers. Me too.
I'm starting to join KP's side now. Good. You're a powerful ally. The space landing... Not good optics. But that's a learning moment. Then she linked up with, what was it? Dr. Luke. Dr. Luke. Dr. Luke. Questionable past. That's where I draw the line. No, Katie. No hanging out with Dr. Luke. I don't hang out with Dr. Luke. It's sick to team up with Dr. Luke and then make a powerful woman song.
I'm starting to join KP's side now. Good. You're a powerful ally. The space landing... Not good optics. But that's a learning moment. Then she linked up with, what was it? Dr. Luke. Dr. Luke. Dr. Luke. Questionable past. That's where I draw the line. No, Katie. No hanging out with Dr. Luke. I don't hang out with Dr. Luke. It's sick to team up with Dr. Luke and then make a powerful woman song.
That's where I draw the line. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, a bunch of ladies went into space and acted like idiots. Yeah. What did you think was going to happen? Are we all... Yeah, they were just... They were fucking ladies. They might as well have rode one of those, like... Six wives got launched into space. How did you think that was?
That's where I draw the line. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, a bunch of ladies went into space and acted like idiots. Yeah. What did you think was going to happen? Are we all... Yeah, they were just... They were fucking ladies. They might as well have rode one of those, like... Six wives got launched into space. How did you think that was?
They should have launched them on one of those, like, bicycles where you all face each other and blast music. That's all that was. They could have hit them with, yeah, Peloton glass. The bar crawl bike. Oh, that one? The bachelorette party where they're all like... Oh, yeah, for sure. They can't handle those. Who thought they were going to handle a fucking Blue Horizon or whatever?
They should have launched them on one of those, like, bicycles where you all face each other and blast music. That's all that was. They could have hit them with, yeah, Peloton glass. The bar crawl bike. Oh, that one? The bachelorette party where they're all like... Oh, yeah, for sure. They can't handle those. Who thought they were going to handle a fucking Blue Horizon or whatever?
I just hope they raise enough awareness for Bezos' mission to launch trash into space. Yeah, he started by launching a bunch of plug-in trash. Have any of those bicycle things been hit by a truck yet? Had to have been, bro. Had to have been. I've been on one before, and it's like, after riding one, I'm like, these things got to get clipped, man. Because you're just in the street.
I just hope they raise enough awareness for Bezos' mission to launch trash into space. Yeah, he started by launching a bunch of plug-in trash. Have any of those bicycle things been hit by a truck yet? Had to have been, bro. Had to have been. I've been on one before, and it's like, after riding one, I'm like, these things got to get clipped, man. Because you're just in the street.
There's just a guy like... Looks over his shoulder and just hits the street. This guy hitting an on-ramp and you're out there going, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Into the wrong side of the highway. You're like, dude, come on, dude, come on. Yeah, I'd like to know if one of those guys... Take me home tonight. You're just riding into fucking southbound traffic. That's a good... Yeah. That would be funny.
There's just a guy like... Looks over his shoulder and just hits the street. This guy hitting an on-ramp and you're out there going, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Into the wrong side of the highway. You're like, dude, come on, dude, come on. Yeah, I'd like to know if one of those guys... Take me home tonight. You're just riding into fucking southbound traffic. That's a good... Yeah. That would be funny.
It's a suicide mission. Yeah, suicide bike rider. Come on, ladies, hop on. Especially, he's just driving and just like, and then to my fucking daughter. He's like, I can't, man. Somebody get on the Mopac. You don't... Right into the river. You don't even pedal. Right. You don't pedal at all. Your pedaling does nothing on those things.