Matt McCusker

It's a suicide mission. Yeah, suicide bike rider. Come on, ladies, hop on. Especially, he's just driving and just like, and then to my fucking daughter. He's like, I can't, man. Somebody get on the Mopac. You don't... Right into the river. You don't even pedal. Right. You don't pedal at all. Your pedaling does nothing on those things.

Dude, that's how ladies used to kill themselves back in the day. You just hop in the river. You're just ready for the river, and you would just be like, fuck it, and jump in. Yeah, that's usually how they got rid of their kids, too. Oh, Jesus. They were taking you straight to the lake. Why don't you sit in the back of the car? I'm going to put it in neutral. Right down the boat ramp.

Dude, that's how ladies used to kill themselves back in the day. You just hop in the river. You're just ready for the river, and you would just be like, fuck it, and jump in. Yeah, that's usually how they got rid of their kids, too. Oh, Jesus. They were taking you straight to the lake. Why don't you sit in the back of the car? I'm going to put it in neutral. Right down the boat ramp.

I'm tired of you crying. I want to go out with my friends. Yeah, I want to hang out. I want to be a flapper. Did you ever get to- We're really going at the women. No, the flapper, that was in 19- No, I know what a flapper is. I'm just saying, the beginning of this has all been like, fucking women are fucking annoying. I like it. We're on Katy Perry's side. What are you talking about?

I'm tired of you crying. I want to go out with my friends. Yeah, I want to hang out. I want to be a flapper. Did you ever get to- We're really going at the women. No, the flapper, that was in 19- No, I know what a flapper is. I'm just saying, the beginning of this has all been like, fucking women are fucking annoying. I like it. We're on Katy Perry's side. What are you talking about?

We're having fun. We support them. We do, dude. We're lucky to be living in a home as well. One of those fucking bike things get clipped yet?

We're having fun. We support them. We do, dude. We're lucky to be living in a home as well. One of those fucking bike things get clipped yet?

well i appreciate that and it tipped over dang damn they probably got pretty hurt oh yeah i saw the sky bar you ever see those things they put like a bar on a crane what yeah really just high in the air no i saw one of the cables snapped on one of those and it like oh they didn't it turned into the fucking fun house dude turned into a real fun house damn that seemed like the scariest thing i've ever seen i think it was in puerto rico i could be wrong

well i appreciate that and it tipped over dang damn they probably got pretty hurt oh yeah i saw the sky bar you ever see those things they put like a bar on a crane what yeah really just high in the air no i saw one of the cables snapped on one of those and it like oh they didn't it turned into the fucking fun house dude turned into a real fun house damn that seemed like the scariest thing i've ever seen i think it was in puerto rico i could be wrong

Okay, maybe what's the difference? Your father died in a Puerto Rican sky bar. Damn, I didn't know they do that. They just lift you up. Dude, when you're up that high, too, the wind catches you and you're swaying. That seems like shit. It's a terrible idea. I'd want nothing to do. You're going to piss the entire time. True. Up there drinking. Oh, I didn't even think about that.

Okay, maybe what's the difference? Your father died in a Puerto Rican sky bar. Damn, I didn't know they do that. They just lift you up. Dude, when you're up that high, too, the wind catches you and you're swaying. That seems like shit. It's a terrible idea. I'd want nothing to do. You're going to piss the entire time. True. Up there drinking. Oh, I didn't even think about that.

I guess they have a little commode. What do you even do? Piss. Hey, now actually you could sell me on going up high and having Puerto Rican ladies pee on me and fucking... You got to start selling tickets to the underneath. A little side hustle. Just drowning in white claw piss. Now we're talking. That thing's no holds barred, dude. True. I got to head to San Juan. I got a business trip.

I guess they have a little commode. What do you even do? Piss. Hey, now actually you could sell me on going up high and having Puerto Rican ladies pee on me and fucking... You got to start selling tickets to the underneath. A little side hustle. Just drowning in white claw piss. Now we're talking. That thing's no holds barred, dude. True. I got to head to San Juan. I got a business trip.

That's the woman's world I dream of, dude. Just get a poncho like you're the Lady of the Mist. I would be voguing up there, dude, if I was at the fucking Puerto Rican Sky P-Bar. Yeah, will you look up this Puerto Rican Sky P-Bar? We got to fact check this. True. Sorry, we have an all-black crew today. They're They're both preoccupied with the NBA playoffs. Checking stats.

That's the woman's world I dream of, dude. Just get a poncho like you're the Lady of the Mist. I would be voguing up there, dude, if I was at the fucking Puerto Rican Sky P-Bar. Yeah, will you look up this Puerto Rican Sky P-Bar? We got to fact check this. True. Sorry, we have an all-black crew today. They're They're both preoccupied with the NBA playoffs. Checking stats.

Dude, the NBA playoffs need to chill on the commercials. What are they doing? Bro, they are targeting the African-American community with intensity. Wait, how so? Every single commercial is catered to black people. Gotcha, gotcha. But it's like, almost like... It's not race war stuff. No, it's not race war stuff, but it's a little like... Wingstop's taking up a bunch of space. Really? Yeah.

Dude, the NBA playoffs need to chill on the commercials. What are they doing? Bro, they are targeting the African-American community with intensity. Wait, how so? Every single commercial is catered to black people. Gotcha, gotcha. But it's like, almost like... It's not race war stuff. No, it's not race war stuff, but it's a little like... Wingstop's taking up a bunch of space. Really? Yeah.

It's a lot of Wingstop. It's every chicken place. You're watching. You're going, chill. Spread it out, dude. Shame on them. Put one on the PGA Tour. Toss it to Pep Boys. Throw it off a little. Toss it to Pep Boys. Shame on them. Yeah, it's fucking literally Sprite. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a lot of Wingstop. It's every chicken place. You're watching. You're going, chill. Spread it out, dude. Shame on them. Put one on the PGA Tour. Toss it to Pep Boys. Throw it off a little. Toss it to Pep Boys. Shame on them. Yeah, it's fucking literally Sprite. Yeah. Yeah.

Wingstop commercial is the most racist commercial I've ever seen. It's a cool black guy. You describe it. He gets... I can't even describe the Wingstop commercial without sounding racist.