Matt McCusker

yep and no there was nothing like you your paperwork you'd hit america and like you would have blank birth certificate you had no you couldn't find your parents ever and this lady just wrote like a just it was like a book of like kind of like poetry and essays just about like getting beached in america it wasn't even really about that she was just writing about like the big bang it's pretty sick actually she's just writing about the big bang the big bang is that her fucking dad's name

Big bang, that's little bang. Dude, dumb racist joke. That's a good dad racist joke. Big bang, it's so funny. We're firing today, dude. This feels like a Patreon. The temperature is cooking all this. Yeah, I'm heating up a little. It feels like a Patreon. Big bang was too good to pull back on us. Pull up, pull up.

Big bang, that's little bang. Dude, dumb racist joke. That's a good dad racist joke. Big bang, it's so funny. We're firing today, dude. This feels like a Patreon. The temperature is cooking all this. Yeah, I'm heating up a little. It feels like a Patreon. Big bang was too good to pull back on us. Pull up, pull up.

terrain terrain straight for the mountains hot diggity darn no guys are allowed to have fun dude dude you know i actually i dude i did the mothership last night had a good time but afterwards i got off and just smoked like a giant joint in the green room and then went home like i'll pass out fucking no dice at all i'm wide awake dude I was just laying there. I don't know.

terrain terrain straight for the mountains hot diggity darn no guys are allowed to have fun dude dude you know i actually i dude i did the mothership last night had a good time but afterwards i got off and just smoked like a giant joint in the green room and then went home like i'll pass out fucking no dice at all i'm wide awake dude I was just laying there. I don't know.

I had this idea where I want to come up with a company or some sort of technology that you can send your dad a painting. I'm in already. I'd love to send my dad paintings. Get this. So it comes wrapped in cellophane because what happens is it has some sort of technology when the moisture in the air hits it, it slowly transforms the photo. So your dad hangs it on the wall.

I had this idea where I want to come up with a company or some sort of technology that you can send your dad a painting. I'm in already. I'd love to send my dad paintings. Get this. So it comes wrapped in cellophane because what happens is it has some sort of technology when the moisture in the air hits it, it slowly transforms the photo. So your dad hangs it on the wall.

he's so pumped on it and like slowly it'll be like a general like standing like a battle scene and then like the general day after day slowly transforms into a giant throbbing veiny dick that's just like laying waste instead of a battle scene it turns into just like guys having sex and your dad just walks into his house one day and he's like what the fuck the technology's gotta exist that reminds me I haven't sent a picture of a hot guy's ass to my dad in a while

he's so pumped on it and like slowly it'll be like a general like standing like a battle scene and then like the general day after day slowly transforms into a giant throbbing veiny dick that's just like laying waste instead of a battle scene it turns into just like guys having sex and your dad just walks into his house one day and he's like what the fuck the technology's gotta exist that reminds me I haven't sent a picture of a hot guy's ass to my dad in a while

If you just Google guy's naked ass. I remember this. Send it right to your dad. He's going to love it. And you can put the invisible ink on it now. Oh, exactly. Yeah, they get very confused. And it just slowly, day by day, they don't even notice until one day they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Or you can get like a, almost like, you know how when you're looking at porn, there's like those Simpson.

If you just Google guy's naked ass. I remember this. Send it right to your dad. He's going to love it. And you can put the invisible ink on it now. Oh, exactly. Yeah, they get very confused. And it just slowly, day by day, they don't even notice until one day they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Or you can get like a, almost like, you know how when you're looking at porn, there's like those Simpson.

Yeah. Like family guy. You could do one of those with Nancy Pelosi fucking Donald Trump in the ass. Oh, dude, that would be... It'd explode. That'd be India versus Pakistan, dude. That'd be Pakistan. They would spaz. They would spaz. I will die for Pakistan. Especially if your dad's like a mechanic.

Yeah. Like family guy. You could do one of those with Nancy Pelosi fucking Donald Trump in the ass. Oh, dude, that would be... It'd explode. That'd be India versus Pakistan, dude. That'd be Pakistan. They would spaz. They would spaz. I will die for Pakistan. Especially if your dad's like a mechanic.

He's got like hanging up on his wall and he's like, you know, the calipers and the guy's like, what the fuck is that? God damn it. Some fucking punk must have done that. God damn it. Fucking asshole punk. That's a great idea. Wouldn't that be fun? I mean, that's Aura Frames. Aura, you could, yeah. You could stack the deck in Aura Frames. Toss one in.

He's got like hanging up on his wall and he's like, you know, the calipers and the guy's like, what the fuck is that? God damn it. Some fucking punk must have done that. God damn it. Fucking asshole punk. That's a great idea. Wouldn't that be fun? I mean, that's Aura Frames. Aura, you could, yeah. You could stack the deck in Aura Frames. Toss one in.

yeah you could that would be digitally would be the easiest like day by day like pixel by pixel it transforms that way you're like no it's just like a cool photo electronic photo it was great or it's just that would be nice if you could do this easily where it's like a nice picture of you and your dad then you do an AI slow-mo transfer where it's just you guys making out dude my dad would like yeah my dad would he might fall my dad might fall over yeah that'd be bad if he was just one of those like gifts Tony Soprano looking at the Uncle Ben's

yeah you could that would be digitally would be the easiest like day by day like pixel by pixel it transforms that way you're like no it's just like a cool photo electronic photo it was great or it's just that would be nice if you could do this easily where it's like a nice picture of you and your dad then you do an AI slow-mo transfer where it's just you guys making out dude my dad would like yeah my dad would he might fall my dad might fall over yeah that'd be bad if he was just one of those like gifts Tony Soprano looking at the Uncle Ben's

Yeah, that's a great idea. That was keeping me up last night. I'm like, that would be so funny. And then I came up with an idea for immigration we could do where you could sponsor. So because it was like.

Yeah, that's a great idea. That was keeping me up last night. I'm like, that would be so funny. And then I came up with an idea for immigration we could do where you could sponsor. So because it was like.

adults it's a hard it's hard for adults yet in this country but i was thinking about that lady getting adopted and like that's the move like babies have the ultimate rights like babies boom instant citizenship if you can adopt so what i want to do is set up an adoption program where you adopt like a child from like el salvador but then the deal is the child's whole family comes like whole ecstatic like mom dad