Matt McCusker

Do you think the... Oh, you got a video of the crash. What? I didn't know. You should have told me you sent that. The pedal pump crash. Oh. It's a good pedal pump crash. Oh, no. Oh! Sucks to be on the left side. Right in front of the Einstein Brothers bagels. Oh, no. It went on the one side, too. Oh, we got a DUI. Oh, no. Damn. Yeah, I'm telling you, man.

I was on one once, and I'm like, these things got to get fucked up every now and again. Because there's not like a...

I was on one once, and I'm like, these things got to get fucked up every now and again. Because there's not like a...

it's just a guy like ripping and running it's like you know the dudes who have bicycles with like a cart on the back it's like those guys getting their cdl and being right i'm gonna fucking yeah i'm just gonna step up drive a bigger craft some of those some of those dudes on the fucking those like little pedal bikes yeah drive like fucking maniacs a couple times like bro like between cars and shit i'm like dude slow down i don't i'm cool i don't need to be at this place that fast

it's just a guy like ripping and running it's like you know the dudes who have bicycles with like a cart on the back it's like those guys getting their cdl and being right i'm gonna fucking yeah i'm just gonna step up drive a bigger craft some of those some of those dudes on the fucking those like little pedal bikes yeah drive like fucking maniacs a couple times like bro like between cars and shit i'm like dude slow down i don't i'm cool i don't need to be at this place that fast

Actually, you drive me home. Yeah, I could have got on an Uber if I was trying. Yeah. This is a fun trip. Yeah, bro. Chill. Chill. I was one with my kids and I was like, bro, I was like, no, no extra points for me from the speed. Like, slow it down. I appreciate, you know, you working on this this hard, but like, fucking relax. Because they'll like tailgate cut in. You're like, yo, dude. Yeah.

Actually, you drive me home. Yeah, I could have got on an Uber if I was trying. Yeah. This is a fun trip. Yeah, bro. Chill. Chill. I was one with my kids and I was like, bro, I was like, no, no extra points for me from the speed. Like, slow it down. I appreciate, you know, you working on this this hard, but like, fucking relax. Because they'll like tailgate cut in. You're like, yo, dude. Yeah.

Don't need this. Yeah. And like, like they'll drive, like people will be there and they'll speed at them. Like they better move. Yeah. Terrible. All right. Well, we're in an hour. Let's switch over to the Patreon. Let's do it. Bye. Oh, I gotta pee.

Don't need this. Yeah. And like, like they'll drive, like people will be there and they'll speed at them. Like they better move. Yeah. Terrible. All right. Well, we're in an hour. Let's switch over to the Patreon. Let's do it. Bye. Oh, I gotta pee.

It's 11. It's like I did it. I got up at a decent hour. Really? Yeah. I feel like the older I'm getting, I'm just waking up early. Even if you're out late? Even if it's a late night, yeah. You think it's about time? I'm not sure exactly.

It's 11. It's like I did it. I got up at a decent hour. Really? Yeah. I feel like the older I'm getting, I'm just waking up early. Even if you're out late? Even if it's a late night, yeah. You think it's about time? I'm not sure exactly.

I just keep waking up early, yeah. That's the opposite for me. I'm waking up later. Really? I have to set an alarm. I have to set 11 a.m. alarms to be up. Really? Like, if not, I'll just sleep.

I just keep waking up early, yeah. That's the opposite for me. I'm waking up later. Really? I have to set an alarm. I have to set 11 a.m. alarms to be up. Really? Like, if not, I'll just sleep.

Is dad energy a thing? Like dad energy. Like you hear it and you're like, all right. It kind of kicks you into gear.

Is dad energy a thing? Like dad energy. Like you hear it and you're like, all right. It kind of kicks you into gear.

Now, this is speaking as not a dad at all, but I kind of like that because that's what I felt like. Wasn't that always that kind of a thing is like America was falling off because we were our kids weren't as disciplined as other countries. These kids are so smart. They come out and they're like little mini adults. They're mature. It's really weird. I kind of would like to have had that for myself.

Now, this is speaking as not a dad at all, but I kind of like that because that's what I felt like. Wasn't that always that kind of a thing is like America was falling off because we were our kids weren't as disciplined as other countries. These kids are so smart. They come out and they're like little mini adults. They're mature. It's really weird. I kind of would like to have had that for myself.

I feel like a dumbass a lot. And to just not have that as part of my life would be beautiful.

I feel like a dumbass a lot. And to just not have that as part of my life would be beautiful.

You said C student energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the whole crew holds that down. CD. Yeah, true. I was the smartest of my childhood crew. Everybody got left back senior year except me. All your boys got left back? All my boys were super seniors. You didn't help back senior year? I came back for prom too, though.