Matt McCusker

Yeah, it's always fun. Yeah, it was. I did that for a few years in New York. Yeah. Oh, shit, I have four more spots tonight. Oh, shit, I'm fucking hammered. Oh, crap, I didn't think about this. Yeah, that was fun. I tried some new stuff. Dude, Albany was nuts. What was up with Albany? I did Albany and Buffalo this weekend. The crowds were... Oh, yeah. They were fucking crazy people.

Yeah, Buffalo. Buffalo's always great. I've never done Albany. They were... I did the Albany Funny Bone, but... Okay. This was... They were going crazy. Yeah, Buffalo's wild. I don't know much about Albany. At the end of my show, when I was like, thank you guys very much, I saw a guy running... Down an aisle, like, to the crowd. Like, yeah, let's go. That's sick. They were going crazy.

Yeah, Buffalo. Buffalo's always great. I've never done Albany. They were... I did the Albany Funny Bone, but... Okay. This was... They were going crazy. Yeah, Buffalo's wild. I don't know much about Albany. At the end of my show, when I was like, thank you guys very much, I saw a guy running... Down an aisle, like, to the crowd. Like, yeah, let's go. That's sick. They were going crazy.

Yeah, dude, that's Bill's Mafia. I found out they lost the River Rats, their AHL team. No. I was like, you guys need to bring back the River Rats. And the whole place was like, ah. The fact that you know about Buffalo minor league hockey is... Truly impressive. Well, then I hit them. I was like, I was a Hershey Bears fan. They all started billing the Hershey Bears.

Yeah, dude, that's Bill's Mafia. I found out they lost the River Rats, their AHL team. No. I was like, you guys need to bring back the River Rats. And the whole place was like, ah. The fact that you know about Buffalo minor league hockey is... Truly impressive. Well, then I hit them. I was like, I was a Hershey Bears fan. They all started billing the Hershey Bears.

I was like, bro, 12 Calder Cubs going for our 13th. You guys don't even have a team right now. We're literally in the playoffs right now. I'm trying to fucking help you guys. I'm trying to be nice to you guys, but don't compare the Riverettes to the Hershey Bears ever. You're talking fucking Yankees Expos, dude. You don't even have a team. The Bears. I think I've seen the Bears.

I was like, bro, 12 Calder Cubs going for our 13th. You guys don't even have a team right now. We're literally in the playoffs right now. I'm trying to fucking help you guys. I'm trying to be nice to you guys, but don't compare the Riverettes to the Hershey Bears ever. You're talking fucking Yankees Expos, dude. You don't even have a team. The Bears. I think I've seen the Bears.

Give it to the Phantoms. Yeah, no, you know what? They own the Phantoms. I can see them crushing the Phantoms. The fights in minor league hockey are awesome. Yeah, they will. They fight nonstop. Although the Bears-Phantoms is going on right now. Really? I got to check that scene. Dang, I didn't know those Phantoms were just completely crushed by the Bears. I mean, that is like our Canada.

Give it to the Phantoms. Yeah, no, you know what? They own the Phantoms. I can see them crushing the Phantoms. The fights in minor league hockey are awesome. Yeah, they will. They fight nonstop. Although the Bears-Phantoms is going on right now. Really? I got to check that scene. Dang, I didn't know those Phantoms were just completely crushed by the Bears. I mean, that is like our Canada.

Ooh, actually, it was 1-0 when I made that claim. It's now 2-1. Phantoms? Yeah. Let's go. I've been following the Phantoms program. We've made a lot of changes in the Phantoms program. There's a big thing. Still haven't changed the logo. They like that logo. What do the Phantoms have? Just like a weird... Looks like the Phoenix Suns kind of color scheme. From what I remember.

Ooh, actually, it was 1-0 when I made that claim. It's now 2-1. Phantoms? Yeah. Let's go. I've been following the Phantoms program. We've made a lot of changes in the Phantoms program. There's a big thing. Still haven't changed the logo. They like that logo. What do the Phantoms have? Just like a weird... Looks like the Phoenix Suns kind of color scheme. From what I remember.

It's like two different flyers, symbols combined. Yeah, it's like the Pizzagate logo. Facing each other.

It's like two different flyers, symbols combined. Yeah, it's like the Pizzagate logo. Facing each other.

It is. Pizzagate's not over. Man, the Bears need to get a cup. What's the cup called? The Alder Cup? The Calder. The Calder Cup. Dang, the Bears have how many Calder Cups? Damn. Who has the most Calder Cups? AI overview. The Hershey Bears. Yo! 13 Calder Cups. Holy shit. Dang. It's a storied program. Hershey Piet. Come on, man. That's awesome. I didn't know that.

It is. Pizzagate's not over. Man, the Bears need to get a cup. What's the cup called? The Alder Cup? The Calder. The Calder Cup. Dang, the Bears have how many Calder Cups? Damn. Who has the most Calder Cups? AI overview. The Hershey Bears. Yo! 13 Calder Cups. Holy shit. Dang. It's a storied program. Hershey Piet. Come on, man. That's awesome. I didn't know that.

I think the Phantoms were late to the party, too. Yeah, the Phantoms were late. They split off. The Hershey Bears have been playing since fucking the 20s. That's crazy. What's going on over there? A racist meme? Let me hear about it. Yeah, true. Come on, guys. Also, nobody hits their wife more than minor league sports players back in the day. That's a fair assessment.

I think the Phantoms were late to the party, too. Yeah, the Phantoms were late. They split off. The Hershey Bears have been playing since fucking the 20s. That's crazy. What's going on over there? A racist meme? Let me hear about it. Yeah, true. Come on, guys. Also, nobody hits their wife more than minor league sports players back in the day. That's a fair assessment.

I feel like they really... Yeah. It's like a minor league baseball. Yeah, you're physically on the cusp of the major leagues. You're a well-tuned athlete. Oh, you sent it to me? Fellas, you guys are putting me in the jackpot. Let me glance at it. It's just... It's a play on protesting the Vietnam War. Yeah. It's people saying, no Pakistani ever called my grandparents pretending to be Microsoft.

I feel like they really... Yeah. It's like a minor league baseball. Yeah, you're physically on the cusp of the major leagues. You're a well-tuned athlete. Oh, you sent it to me? Fellas, you guys are putting me in the jackpot. Let me glance at it. It's just... It's a play on protesting the Vietnam War. Yeah. It's people saying, no Pakistani ever called my grandparents pretending to be Microsoft.

Do you think the... Oh, you got a video of the crash. What? I didn't know. You should have told me you sent that. The pedal pump crash. Oh. It's a good pedal pump crash. Oh, no. Oh! Sucks to be on the left side. Right in front of the Einstein Brothers bagels. Oh, no. It went on the one side, too. Oh, we got a DUI. Oh, no. Damn. Yeah, I'm telling you, man.