Matt McCusker

We were saying this on the pod. Wouldn't this be a great gift if your lady just was like, I put $100 on your OnlyFans account. Have a blast. No. No? No, I'm not in a poly relationship. That's not poly. You think porn is poly? You're circling the drain. I think it's keeping you locked in the non to not stepping out. You think it is? I think it's slightly freak shit.

I would love to dabble in multiple types of love. Like blob love. What Kanye's got going on love. Like pure exhibitionism? Yeah, pure exhibitionism. Like super...

I would love to dabble in multiple types of love. Like blob love. What Kanye's got going on love. Like pure exhibitionism? Yeah, pure exhibitionism. Like super...

You would probably make $100,000 a year. Just have the fattest lady on OnlyFans. People are going to. For sure. You're going to get, yeah. $100,000 shooting love. Yeah.

You would probably make $100,000 a year. Just have the fattest lady on OnlyFans. People are going to. For sure. You're going to get, yeah. $100,000 shooting love. Yeah.

Have a blob dropped off by a girl.

Have a blob dropped off by a girl.

Gotta keep her satiated.

Gotta keep her satiated.

Yeah. It's our bottom blob. Bottom blob.

Yeah. It's our bottom blob. Bottom blob.

It's not a drill. Did you see the episode two of Last of Us when they get through the fence?

It's not a drill. Did you see the episode two of Last of Us when they get through the fence?

I did until I got to fucking Austin. True.

I did until I got to fucking Austin. True.

They love trying to fatten you up.

They love trying to fatten you up.

My theory was so that you wouldn't cheat on them. They want you fat so no one else wants you, they think.

My theory was so that you wouldn't cheat on them. They want you fat so no one else wants you, they think.

That's what I always thought.