Matt McCusker

Jacked off the dolphins?

I think she was with Lily. I think Lily was... Lily had a sick... John Lily. They get a sick op going on.

I think she was with Lily. I think Lily was... Lily had a sick... John Lily. They get a sick op going on.

was with the jack off he was over that was his whole operation the national institute of health gave this guy millions of dollars and he had a lady jerking off dolphins and he was just tripping in a float tank being like i'm about to figure it out the dude is the man i'm gonna put it all together in a couple minutes hey uh jack off pete again he's horny that's funny like let let's see if pete can tell you before he's going to come

was with the jack off he was over that was his whole operation the national institute of health gave this guy millions of dollars and he had a lady jerking off dolphins and he was just tripping in a float tank being like i'm about to figure it out the dude is the man i'm gonna put it all together in a couple minutes hey uh jack off pete again he's horny that's funny like let let's see if pete can tell you before he's going to come

Is she really?

Is she really?

They taught the fucking gorilla how to do sign language. What the fuck's a dolphin?

They taught the fucking gorilla how to do sign language. What the fuck's a dolphin?

I think they make a lot of different noises, so maybe they just figured they'd try it out. I'd be so sick if a dolphin actually talked. I think she wanted to go, oh, fuck. Yeah. They're trying to teach a dolphin, I'm going to bust.

I think they make a lot of different noises, so maybe they just figured they'd try it out. I'd be so sick if a dolphin actually talked. I think she wanted to go, oh, fuck. Yeah. They're trying to teach a dolphin, I'm going to bust.

Hold up. She was jerking off a juvenile dolphin? Yep.

Hold up. She was jerking off a juvenile dolphin? Yep.

And it's government money well spent. I feel like that is a piece of knowledge a lot of people need to know. It could just be, you know.

And it's government money well spent. I feel like that is a piece of knowledge a lot of people need to know. It could just be, you know.

Yeah, true. You might get a little antsy at the XCX. What if I get antsy in my pants? XCX is only saying, I don't care. I love it. Love it. Jerking dolphins. Yeah, I'm love it. She's right about that. It's just like, dude, I, yeah, I mean, that's, again, that's been my cause forever. It's like, bro, just, I'm a machine.

Yeah, true. You might get a little antsy at the XCX. What if I get antsy in my pants? XCX is only saying, I don't care. I love it. Love it. Jerking dolphins. Yeah, I'm love it. She's right about that. It's just like, dude, I, yeah, I mean, that's, again, that's been my cause forever. It's like, bro, just, I'm a machine.

Just treat me like a machine.

Just treat me like a machine.

Every three days, I told my babe, I was like, bro, three days passes. And you haven't even just gripped me. Something's wrong.