Matt McCusker

Every three days, I told my babe, I was like, bro, three days passes. And you haven't even just gripped me. Something's wrong.

Just check in. Just grip me up. How's this? And I come to squares. Squares. Give me a square.

Just check in. Just grip me up. How's this? And I come to squares. Squares. Give me a square.

This episode is brought to you by Aura Frames.

This episode is brought to you by Aura Frames.

We'll just snip it up and send it in there.

We'll just snip it up and send it in there.

compile an aura frame for her that'd be nice what would you do what would you send your mom um i would send my mom a picture of me doing like male cheerleader moves oh yeah just like supporting britney from underneath and it's also like you know with cheerleading i'd hope she'd be mature enough to know that my hands are going to be

compile an aura frame for her that'd be nice what would you do what would you send your mom um i would send my mom a picture of me doing like male cheerleader moves oh yeah just like supporting britney from underneath and it's also like you know with cheerleading i'd hope she'd be mature enough to know that my hands are going to be

Come on, man. But that's male cheerleading. I think my mom would understand that.

Come on, man. But that's male cheerleading. I think my mom would understand that.

Also, you guys can catch me at Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco, California, Crest Theater, Sacramento, California, Neptune Theater, Seattle, Washington, and then Hollywood Improv, Hollywood, California.

Also, you guys can catch me at Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco, California, Crest Theater, Sacramento, California, Neptune Theater, Seattle, Washington, and then Hollywood Improv, Hollywood, California.

You are a machine, but you're a little dinged up right now, huh? Oh, my God, dude. It's an Easter miracle that I didn't get, for real. It was an Easter miracle. Seriously injured. We were at an Airbnb near my parents' house. And dude, from a rental perspective, like insurance wise, you know, shout out to them.

You are a machine, but you're a little dinged up right now, huh? Oh, my God, dude. It's an Easter miracle that I didn't get, for real. It was an Easter miracle. Seriously injured. We were at an Airbnb near my parents' house. And dude, from a rental perspective, like insurance wise, you know, shout out to them.

I like seeing people take chances, but they have a like seven foot, six foot, seven foot high. Just a zip line. You just, you know, the kids are doing it. And last year I would do it. I'd be like, watch this. And I, you know, when you jump up. You went to the same Airbnb last year? Yeah. Oh, sick. Same place. Yeah. Exactly. They have a tub full of Legos like this deep. It was so fucking fun.

I like seeing people take chances, but they have a like seven foot, six foot, seven foot high. Just a zip line. You just, you know, the kids are doing it. And last year I would do it. I'd be like, watch this. And I, you know, when you jump up. You went to the same Airbnb last year? Yeah. Oh, sick. Same place. Yeah. Exactly. They have a tub full of Legos like this deep. It was so fucking fun.

I mean, they have a piano in the first room, keyboard in the basement, guitars throughout. It's just for real the best house. It's awesome. And we're doing Legos or whatever. They have the zip line And like when you do a zip line, you know, it's like, you know, pause, but you have to pull your legs all the way up. So I like I was like, watch this, guys. And I jumped up ass first.

I mean, they have a piano in the first room, keyboard in the basement, guitars throughout. It's just for real the best house. It's awesome. And we're doing Legos or whatever. They have the zip line And like when you do a zip line, you know, it's like, you know, pause, but you have to pull your legs all the way up. So I like I was like, watch this, guys. And I jumped up ass first.

Dude, it'd be like standing on a six foot ladder. It's as high as these fucking things. And I jumped off that, kicked my legs up and landed flat. The thing just completely disconnected when I jumped off. So I just out of nowhere, just it happens in an instant. Cannonball directly on cannonball, dry cannonball onto my left ass cheek. Thank God.