Matt McCusker

Fell off a horse.

What happened to fucking Hawking's? It was a degenerative disease. Oh, okay. So he didn't like fall. His shit got fucked up. Yeah, bro. I for real, I for a second was like, I fucked myself up. I broke my neck. Something's wrong. My, you know, my spine's fucked up. Totally fine. My knees right now. The only thing still nagging me is his goddamn knee. I think I twisted it when I went down.

What happened to fucking Hawking's? It was a degenerative disease. Oh, okay. So he didn't like fall. His shit got fucked up. Yeah, bro. I for real, I for a second was like, I fucked myself up. I broke my neck. Something's wrong. My, you know, my spine's fucked up. Totally fine. My knees right now. The only thing still nagging me is his goddamn knee. I think I twisted it when I went down.

But other than that, dude, miraculous survival. Yeah. And imagine if the dude like apparently, first of all, imagine if the kids fell. Yeah. Which some would argue like, well, they wouldn't have because they're not 180 something pounds. But it's like my brother, we like re-hooked it back up. And Billy was saying when you jump on it, like the thread comes out a little tiny bit at a time.

But other than that, dude, miraculous survival. Yeah. And imagine if the dude like apparently, first of all, imagine if the kids fell. Yeah. Which some would argue like, well, they wouldn't have because they're not 180 something pounds. But it's like my brother, we like re-hooked it back up. And Billy was saying when you jump on it, like the thread comes out a little tiny bit at a time.

And I just really accelerated. Maybe popped out eight threads at once.

And I just really accelerated. Maybe popped out eight threads at once.

True. I might counter sue. Christ, like, don't sue me, dude.

True. I might counter sue. Christ, like, don't sue me, dude.

I'll settle out of court, dude. Don't bring it to the public, dude. I'll settle. Release the fucking tape. Release the full tape. Release all 10 minutes. I don't fuck for 30 seconds. Release the tape from last year when I shredded the zip line like five times. Then you got to like, it comes up against a tree. So you got to like kick the tree at the end. It's fucking so tight, dude.

I'll settle out of court, dude. Don't bring it to the public, dude. I'll settle. Release the fucking tape. Release the full tape. Release all 10 minutes. I don't fuck for 30 seconds. Release the tape from last year when I shredded the zip line like five times. Then you got to like, it comes up against a tree. So you got to like kick the tree at the end. It's fucking so tight, dude.

I literally could have sued. It was total grounds for sue. Yeah. But I'm not like that, man. No. These guys opened their house to me, and I shouldn't have been on the zip line. Yeah.

I literally could have sued. It was total grounds for sue. Yeah. But I'm not like that, man. No. These guys opened their house to me, and I shouldn't have been on the zip line. Yeah.

It doesn't say anything about not being on the zip line. No, it doesn't. You've never even read the guidebook. I mean, dude, it was a Christlike sacrifice on my part, because if the kids fell... You know, it was Good Friday, dude.

It doesn't say anything about not being on the zip line. No, it doesn't. You've never even read the guidebook. I mean, dude, it was a Christlike sacrifice on my part, because if the kids fell... You know, it was Good Friday, dude.

I know.

I know.

Hey, whatever.

Hey, whatever.

Do I have to be the fucking pope? Am I going to be the pope? That would be nasty. You would make a good pope. Thanks, man.