Matt McCusker

Do I have to be the fucking pope? Am I going to be the pope? That would be nasty. You would make a good pope. Thanks, man.

Just your Eagles gun on the balcony of the Vatican.

Just your Eagles gun on the balcony of the Vatican.

What was the negative feedback there?

What was the negative feedback there?

Subway smell still fucks me up. I used to crush Subway. Subway's great. You know, we're all trying to get back in shape on the child predator diet back in the day. Dude, I used to crush their foot-long buffalo chicken sandwich on the cheese roll. That was a sweet onion chicken, man. Really? Yeah.

Subway smell still fucks me up. I used to crush Subway. Subway's great. You know, we're all trying to get back in shape on the child predator diet back in the day. Dude, I used to crush their foot-long buffalo chicken sandwich on the cheese roll. That was a sweet onion chicken, man. Really? Yeah.

I would go buffalo chicken on the cheese, whatever, toasted cheese roll, and it was like, yeah, motherfucking damn it.

I would go buffalo chicken on the cheese, whatever, toasted cheese roll, and it was like, yeah, motherfucking damn it.

Did he age two feet?

Did he age two feet?

I mean, it's a beast move. That's frame, bro.

I mean, it's a beast move. That's frame, bro.

That's holding frame, though. So you're going to lose weight. It's like, watch me eat two fucking feet of hoagies, dude. Almost a yard. Yeah. It's the longest yard. For real, the longest yard.

That's holding frame, though. So you're going to lose weight. It's like, watch me eat two fucking feet of hoagies, dude. Almost a yard. Yeah. It's the longest yard. For real, the longest yard.

Well, I still operate under the assumption that it turns women on when you eat all your food really fast.

Well, I still operate under the assumption that it turns women on when you eat all your food really fast.

anytime i'm at a restaurant i crush my plate i'm like yeah i'm already done this lady's so horny right now everyone's horny i just ate fucking 70 000 calories i don't know why in my head i'm like every time i crush just like a breakfast like a i'll get like a double breakfast where it's like a you know classic eggs whatever potatoes bacon and like a side dish just smash both and be like yeah that's what i do man go ahead babe take this away from me sorry but you see the ring

anytime i'm at a restaurant i crush my plate i'm like yeah i'm already done this lady's so horny right now everyone's horny i just ate fucking 70 000 calories i don't know why in my head i'm like every time i crush just like a breakfast like a i'll get like a double breakfast where it's like a you know classic eggs whatever potatoes bacon and like a side dish just smash both and be like yeah that's what i do man go ahead babe take this away from me sorry but you see the ring

That's like 150 grams of protein.