Matt McCusker
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And then she stole our vacuum one time, right?
Trying to break into the industry.
Valissa, that was her name.
Valissa, which isn't even a name.
Like, what name is it?
That is a crazy name.
Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
And so anyway, she stole her vacuum.
Dude, two years later, I'm at like one of these real fancy parties where they have a woman pop out of the cake or whatever.
Like, you know, the thing you kind of see on TV.
Like they actually had a girl pop out of the cake.
They had two cakes and two girls pop out of them.
And like it was a big birthday for this guy.
And they were strippers, right?
And one of them was the woman.
who had stolen our vacuum, dude.
And so guys are tipping her and shit, and I'm just fucking like... Waiting.