Matt McCusker

I'm going to start working out.

You start making like, like we would like chisel like weights out of like wood and shit and try to like get pumps.

Yeah.

And we didn't know that it had to weigh a real amount.

We were like, oh, it just has to look like weights and just dumb shit.

But then Monday you'd be like, oh, she fucking hates me again.

But there was just that couple day period where there was no phone to see that she was having a blast or that she was like, her family was rich or whatever, had a boat or whatever.

You just laid it home in your fucking poor bed.

Yep.

Thinking.

Is a dangerous non-scientific social media trend primarily popular on TikTok and within look-smacking subcultures that involves intentionally inflicting blunt force trauma on facial bones to alter their structure.

Proponents falsely claim that repeatedly breaking or bruising bones with hammers, bottles, or hard objects will cause them to heal in a more chiseled or masculine shape.

If that's the case, everybody in Stockton would be fucking beautiful.

I'd be hitting mine with a hammer.

Look at the fucking jawbones on this little cock.

You're like, damn, that thing's small.

You're like, yeah, but look at that fucking smile on it.

And this clavicular, I mean, that guy also looks like, he looks like a fucking GNC store.

He honestly looks like a fucking good, like kind of a trill lesbian.

No cap, bro.