Matt McCusker

Have you seen Twin Peaks? Yeah. Have you watched Twin Peaks? I have not. Fuck, dude. Right now, from this angle, you remind me of the giant from Twin Peaks. Bro, look at the giant from Twin Peaks. It's just like Blizz. Holy shit, this is crazy. I think I do get that reference. From this angle, it looks just like the giant's a beast. Also, watch her. No offense, Gardini.

You look identical to Joaquin in that. Ooh.

You look identical to Joaquin in that. Ooh.

Her. You ever see Joaquin Phoenix?

Her. You ever see Joaquin Phoenix?

She's fucking me up.

She's fucking me up.

He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nuts. What is it? Yeah, that looks like Blizz. That's a giant from fucking Twin Peaks. It looks identical.

He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nuts. What is it? Yeah, that looks like Blizz. That's a giant from fucking Twin Peaks. It looks identical.

Rocco's is atrocious. I will never eat there. These places suck.

Rocco's is atrocious. I will never eat there. These places suck.

Uh-huh. You ever see a live girl sex show? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, they have that. It's like a double dildo. I've seen the dildo battle. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Rockers made the double-sided.

Uh-huh. You ever see a live girl sex show? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, they have that. It's like a double dildo. I've seen the dildo battle. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Rockers made the double-sided.

That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, and my cousin. We went to the show in Del. Oh, yeah. That was my 18th birthday as well. That was crazy. Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin. They, like, put me up on stage and got whipped, and, like, an Asian woman put, like, whipped cream up my nose, and I thought it was funny and, like, snorted it. Oh, no.

That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, and my cousin. We went to the show in Del. Oh, yeah. That was my 18th birthday as well. That was crazy. Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin. They, like, put me up on stage and got whipped, and, like, an Asian woman put, like, whipped cream up my nose, and I thought it was funny and, like, snorted it. Oh, no.

But then I woke up, and, like, my nose just smelled like curdled milk. Was it the older Asian lady? No, not the tranny. Don't try that. Sorry. Never mind, Ally. She was not, by the way.

But then I woke up, and, like, my nose just smelled like curdled milk. Was it the older Asian lady? No, not the tranny. Don't try that. Sorry. Never mind, Ally. She was not, by the way.

I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy, Cookie. That was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy, Cookie, got a lap dance. I hope that was true. Dude, he said, she told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen. And we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude, they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skit. She was telling him. She was telling him, this is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Dude, really?

I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy, Cookie. That was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy, Cookie, got a lap dance. I hope that was true. Dude, he said, she told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen. And we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude, they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skit. She was telling him. She was telling him, this is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Dude, really?

Have you seen his child Italian?