Matt McCusker

Have you seen his child Italian?

have you seen his piece and you know it's not true you know the woman's lying on his piece no yeah okay he's not some freak show if you go if you're the biggest dick in show and tell it might be 14 inches yeah true there's some free probably strippers and bigger dicks show and tell is fucking crazy i would say people will go to philadelphia it's like definitely i don't even know if it's open anymore oh maybe it got closed down it is

have you seen his piece and you know it's not true you know the woman's lying on his piece no yeah okay he's not some freak show if you go if you're the biggest dick in show and tell it might be 14 inches yeah true there's some free probably strippers and bigger dicks show and tell is fucking crazy i would say people will go to philadelphia it's like definitely i don't even know if it's open anymore oh maybe it got closed down it is

You're an Austinian, dude. Huh? Elite. It's not that bad.

You're an Austinian, dude. Huh? Elite. It's not that bad.

Well, whoever's going to do the live sex show probably is pretty rough, but not every one of them. Not every one, but the live sex ladies. I'm an ally, so. True.

Well, whoever's going to do the live sex show probably is pretty rough, but not every one of them. Not every one, but the live sex ladies. I'm an ally, so. True.

There's a loophole. Not a loophole. There's a thing with serving food. If you serve food, you can't show your titties. I don't think you can be full nude.

There's a loophole. Not a loophole. There's a thing with serving food. If you serve food, you can't show your titties. I don't think you can be full nude.

An alleyway or, like, a grocery store? Yeah, just ladies shitting on a milk cart.

An alleyway or, like, a grocery store? Yeah, just ladies shitting on a milk cart.

That's called goonicide. It's not suicide. Goonicide. The guy who went through the barista's drive-thru with his pants down.

That's called goonicide. It's not suicide. Goonicide. The guy who went through the barista's drive-thru with his pants down.

You care about that? The first recorded case of goonicide? No, it's for real. He went through his pants down and the chick was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm sorry, and then drove off and killed himself.

You care about that? The first recorded case of goonicide? No, it's for real. He went through his pants down and the chick was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm sorry, and then drove off and killed himself.

And then they all went to the place. Like all these people went and like started screaming, I can't goon. And like taking a knee, they protested outside of it. No, stop. I swear to God. I swear to God. This was a while ago. Wait. So he. Lamar might have been in charge of Facebook. He was a brother.

And then they all went to the place. Like all these people went and like started screaming, I can't goon. And like taking a knee, they protested outside of it. No, stop. I swear to God. I swear to God. This was a while ago. Wait. So he. Lamar might have been in charge of Facebook. He was a brother.

They're asking for it, dude. Not to get political. You can't be naked. Morning boners getting coffee. It's like kind of.

They're asking for it, dude. Not to get political. You can't be naked. Morning boners getting coffee. It's like kind of.

Yeah. I don't know the more you take clothes off. What? Allegedly. Supposedly. What's the place called again? Baristas, but it's no longer there down in Florida. What happened? I don't know.