Matt Mercer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He opens his mouth to sing when
He cracks badly.
It sounds like a duck that swallowed a goose.
He tries again.
He's unsure what's going on.
He looks panicked and suddenly he says,
I'm sorry.
He flees the stage, mortified.
Everyone gasps from the audience.
Coltsnap!
Flaremont is mortified, quickly takes to the stage to calm the audience.
A thousand apologies, but it seems that Monsieur Coltsnap has encountered altitude sickness of some sort.
We will send the cleric, Robinowitch, to check on him, but in the meantime, I'm afraid we lack a performer for this evening.
The drunken crowd, now drunk on wine, starts to boo and to hiss.
A voice from the audience shouts, We paid a fortune for this trip, Flairmont.
We want some gosh darn entertainment.
No, no, no.
Those are the most exclusive.
No, no, no.
There's dozens of passengers, and valets, and waiters, and there's probably 130 people gathered in this ballroom all together.