Hubris! A Darrington Brigade One-Shot sponsored by eBay Live

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Matt Mercer 0:02
Hello, you wonderful listeners. It's Sam Riegel, and welcome to the Critical Role Podcast Network. We're so grateful you're here, and thanks for joining our adventure. If you'd rather listen to the full episode right when it comes out and without any ads, consider becoming a Beacon member. You'll receive access to exclusive content, discounts at all our online Critical Role shops, exclusive pre-sales to live events, and so much more. Start your seven-day free trial today at beacon.tv. Great, now that we've got that squared away, let's dive into the story.
Matt Mercer 0:40
Welcome to a very special Darington Brigade One-Shot sponsored by eBay Live. If you love the thrill of discovering something truly special, you should check out eBay Live. It's a real-time shopping experience where you can discover and bid on exclusive finds, everything from rare trading cards to vintage fashion, all alongside knowledgeable sellers and a passionate community of collectors. What makes eBay Live so fun is that it's interactive. You can connect directly with sellers, chat with fans around the world, and experience the excitement of live auctions as they happen.
Sam Riegel 1:13
Wow. Your voice sounds so good.
Matt Mercer 1:15
It's great. It's good. And with eBay's built-in protections, you can shop with confidence while enjoying the energy of the moment. Yes, that's right, energy. It's a punchline. So if you're ready to dive in, explore unique items, and maybe even win something amaze, amaze, amaze, check out eBay.com slash eBay Live to join the action. Thanks to eBay Live for sponsoring not just this episode, but the whole friggin' day.
Unknown 1:45
Yeah.
Matt Mercer 1:47
We've been here for 24 hours, and we are still raising money for two wonderful nonprofits, HNC Living and Poblove. So if you want to bid on some wonderful items for a good cause, head over to bit.ly slash CRF auction right now. And there'll be lots of bids going out throughout the game. I've been up for a long time, so apologies if I math wrong.
Unknown 2:10
No excuses.
Matt Mercer 2:11
Pretty much all of my characters get a plus five everything. And that's it. I'm not doing math. And if you make me do math, disadvantage. You are a Twin Peaks character, this is the black line. Also, other rule for tonight, if I don't know something, Matt, please just tell me. Tell me the answer of what the creature can do or whatever. I'll think about it. With all that, let's get into tonight's episode of A Critical Role.
Laura Bailey 2:56
Oh, the old intro.
Matt Mercer 2:59
Fucking live.
Laura Bailey 3:01
We're live, baby.
Matt Mercer 3:04
That's it?

What is the significance of eBay Live in the adventure?

Matt Mercer 3:05
We're just up? We're up. Okay.
Unknown 3:08
With no animated intro?
Matt Mercer 3:10
What? Yeah, we didn't do that. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. I had a week, says Middlebrook as we start. All right, I'll paint a picture. Oh, also, Middlebrook, I'm not doing any of the buttons. You just take care of that.
Taliesin Jaffe 3:34
That's quitter talk.
Matt Mercer 3:35
This is randomly pressed stuff. Maybe music or something, I'm just going to do peaceful, I don't know. Wait, can I come over? Yeah, pretty quick, we're doing it.
Sam Riegel 3:41
You're doing it, Peter.
Matt Mercer 3:44
Ooh, look at the lights.
Sam Riegel 3:45
Did something change?
Matt Mercer 3:46
Shut up, Ashley. Here we go. vomit. Spewing from the retching mouth of Tarrian Darrington, world-famous adventurer and author, alumnus of Vox Machina and leader of the Darrington Brigade, he is vacating the contents of his stomach all over the floor while his robot manservant, Doty, rubs his back. Dary, intones the robot, wiping the corners of his mouth. Tarrian sniffles and says, Doty, take this down. I, Tarrian Darrington, am perfectly capable of joining the Brigade on their most important mission. until the members of the brigade insisted I should not, for someone has poisoned me! No one, as a matter of fact, had poisoned Tarion. Instead, he was upchucking because he had read that adventurers always eat ten raw eggs before any quest, and his eggs were expired, so now he, much like myself, was feeling completely fucking useless and exhausted after staying up retching all night long.
Matt Mercer 4:52
I'm sorry I cannot join you, but you must carry on and tarry on without me. Tarion was addressing you, the members of the Darrington Brigade, the band of swords for hire he had assembled in the years after Vox Machina saved Exandria.

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