Matt Mercer
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
1d4 plus nine.
It is 12 points of bludgeoning damage.
Great, the door is bent.
It's still on its hinges.
It's not damaged enough to pry it open yet, but it is damaged.
We're stuck.
Sure.
Is that gonna help?
Oh, okay.
You play a melody on the flute, hoping to coax it open with the magic of just music.
All right, roll a performance check.
Is it a magical flute?
Nope.
Nope.
Yeah, it's such a nice song.
Dan Coldsnap is like, I wish I could record this on my Coldsnap 4000, but you took it from me.
You're spiteful recording?
I'm sorry I stole your technology.
It's advanced, and I just feel like the future is physical media.
People are going to want to own music and have it on physical disc.