Matt Puchitsky

Preferably better for the digestive system.

You know?

And then I like to put some honey mustard, maybe some Dijon mustard on there, you know?

Maybe a little mayo, just a little.

Well, we don't eat that on a regular basis here.

You know, where are you from again?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

So the other day I was walking around town and believe it or not, I saw a real life Nazi just standing there.

Broad daylight, full uniform, table full of propaganda.

So I knew what I had to do.

I said, not in my town.

So I walked right up to that Nazi, punched her right in the face.

Beat the shit out of her.

like suspiciously small.

You know, she was about five, six years old.

But listen, if you're old enough to wear that uniform in public, you know, the infamous Nazi uniform with the green skirt and the beret and the sash covered in war medals.

If you're old enough to wear that, you're old enough to get punched in the face by a grown man and get all of your cookies stolen.

All right, now listen, folks.

I was listening, but I had to go.

I had to walk.