Matt Rife
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?
Bucket pool number one.
That is indeed from Austin, Texas, the one and only Heidi, ladies and gentlemen.
Jesus fucking Christ almighty.
I believe in God, and I think it exists within those ass cheeks.
Who loves America, huh?
Ladies and gentlemen, your first bucket pool of the night representing getting the episode started.
We're gonna meet them all together.
Cassandra Ramos is first.
Exactly one minute from Cassandra Ramos.
Your first time on stage is going up first in an arena?
I figured you've been on stage before since you looked like you'd play Cinderella in a new Disney reboot.