Matt Rife
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You mean, like, stay in one spot for the interview?
What are they telling you?
Right, but can you remember now?
Is there any recollection?
What are we telling people before they come on stage?
What do we tell them?
This is your show.
You're supposed to know that.
No, I'm not supposed to know that.
You're supposed to know that, you fucking hillbilly fucking methed up fucking piece of shit.
I'm telling you, these goddamn bucket pools are coming up with a fucking attitude tonight, and you better kiss the fucking throne.
Bend the knee to your king.
Fucking pieces of goddamn shit.
You're supposed to know what the bucket pools have to do.
You're supposed to be a bucket pool piece of fucking shit.
I'm gonna send you in B.C.
to go do fucking shitty karaoke on Broadway tonight.
I write sins, not tragedies.