Matt Rife
👤 Speaker
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KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
This is like if fucking someone took Dale Earnhardt's car and that he wrecked.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
and then knocked a headlight out for no reason after the fact.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
This is just incredible.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
The already broken, the brand, the king of the show comes up, unable to speak.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
God already took all the consonants from you, and then he took an I. It's like a bad Wheel of Fortune episode.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Well, you know what it is.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
It's an eye for an eye around here at Keltoni.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
And, uh... Thank you.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Keep dreaming, Captain Hook.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I mean, I don't know.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I think Halloween is right around the corner for you, Aaron Paul.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Oh, God, he's typing so fast.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Oh, he's making some kind of crazy noise.