Matt Rogers

And then you get in there and what you pull out is like pretty long and hard.

Can I say that?

Has that happened to anyone?

Animal style.

You ever just sit in somewhere and you feel something hit your shirt and you realize a little bit of earwax has fallen out of your ear?

Well, it's really gross.

A bunch of people just shook their head no, so obviously I'm pretty suicidal.

No, no, no.

Cameraguy shook his head no so violently that it was borderline judgmental.

Nick, no, no, no.

That fucking hurt so bad.

That sucked.

People in the comments say if you've had earwax fall out and you felt the weight of it hit your shirt.

That was like the glamorous girl version of what I was talking about.

If people were being really honest with themselves, sometimes a little chunk falls out.

It's true.

And I'm like, I have to get up on the cross for all of us.

But, like, yours was so normal and you should never be ashamed of that.

And also, to be fair, like, you do shove those AirPods in there.

You shove them in.