Matt

Yeah. Can't be chonky. Especially when we're trying to shoot a sexy calendar in two weeks. Do we know who she is? Your girlfriend decided we were doing it.

Yeah. Can't be chonky. Especially when we're trying to shoot a sexy calendar in two weeks. Do we know who she is? Your girlfriend decided we were doing it.

Yeah, I know. We'll find somebody to do it. Cool. I'm sure there's a local photographer. Sam Hendel. Cool. Yeah, you might do it. All right. Will do. Well, thank you, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Yeah, I know. We'll find somebody to do it. Cool. I'm sure there's a local photographer. Sam Hendel. Cool. Yeah, you might do it. All right. Will do. Well, thank you, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Look, Matt. Oh, I see. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.

Look, Matt. Oh, I see. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.

I can't tell if you're joking because Matt is one of our olive toned legends and you really must cherish this fact about yourself. I like- You've been, can I say as a platonic person in your life? Here we go. You looked really good this weekend. Shut up.

I can't tell if you're joking because Matt is one of our olive toned legends and you really must cherish this fact about yourself. I like- You've been, can I say as a platonic person in your life? Here we go. You looked really good this weekend. Shut up.

I sort of went there in my photos. You could have withheld from posting and yet you didn't.

I sort of went there in my photos. You could have withheld from posting and yet you didn't.

And one of the sort of fringe things that happens, one of the fringe consequences is that sometimes your friends go, oh. Sometimes your friends get a little chub for you. It's actually rule of culture number 16.

And one of the sort of fringe things that happens, one of the fringe consequences is that sometimes your friends go, oh. Sometimes your friends get a little chub for you. It's actually rule of culture number 16.

And you were bouncing on that thing that you couldn't even... Sometimes you were just... I haven't felt an earthquake once. No, that's a lie. That's not true. We were in Palm Springs the last time we felt an earthquake. Felt that one. Mitra Jahari was sitting next to me and... Sandy Honig was there. Sandy Honig was there. We were stoned. And we were at the Tropicana eating dinner.

And you were bouncing on that thing that you couldn't even... Sometimes you were just... I haven't felt an earthquake once. No, that's a lie. That's not true. We were in Palm Springs the last time we felt an earthquake. Felt that one. Mitra Jahari was sitting next to me and... Sandy Honig was there. Sandy Honig was there. We were stoned. And we were at the Tropicana eating dinner.

Tropical, I'm sorry. Eating dinner. Full on earthquake. I was eating like my chicken piccata or whatever the fuck. And then I was like, Mitra Juhari is shaking her ass in this booth. What is going on? Which was unlike her. She usually just sits very still and eats. Very still and eats. And then we realized in the commotion at the restaurant that it was an earthquake. A loco motion. Loco motion.

Tropical, I'm sorry. Eating dinner. Full on earthquake. I was eating like my chicken piccata or whatever the fuck. And then I was like, Mitra Juhari is shaking her ass in this booth. What is going on? Which was unlike her. She usually just sits very still and eats. Very still and eats. And then we realized in the commotion at the restaurant that it was an earthquake. A loco motion. Loco motion.

Kylie was not at Coachella. She's everywhere else. She's everywhere else. It was the New York gay night last week, the Kylie Minogue concert. And I was going to try to go, but we were at work. I've seen her on accident 19 times in the last year.

Kylie was not at Coachella. She's everywhere else. She's everywhere else. It was the New York gay night last week, the Kylie Minogue concert. And I was going to try to go, but we were at work. I've seen her on accident 19 times in the last year.

Oh, that's so nice. You must understand how important Kylie Minogue is. She's important to the culture.

Oh, that's so nice. You must understand how important Kylie Minogue is. She's important to the culture.