Matt

We should play Cards Against Humanity with Mayor Pete. We should. That'd be amazing. That'd be so good. We had a great time doing it the other night.

We should play Cards Against Humanity with Mayor Pete. We should. That'd be amazing. That'd be so good. We had a great time doing it the other night.

We ended up reading erotic fiction in various imitations of presidents and other figures.

We ended up reading erotic fiction in various imitations of presidents and other figures.

Yeah, I read from a court of thorns and whatever. Sarah J. Haas. I read from that in a Donald Trump imitation.

Yeah, I read from a court of thorns and whatever. Sarah J. Haas. I read from that in a Donald Trump imitation.

Do you have a favorite cryptid? Do you know what a cryptid is?

Do you have a favorite cryptid? Do you know what a cryptid is?

Like Bigfoot, the Wendigo, the Squonk, the Pennsylvania State cryptid. Are you aware of the Squonk?

Like Bigfoot, the Wendigo, the Squonk, the Pennsylvania State cryptid. Are you aware of the Squonk?

The Jersey Devil would be a cryptid, yeah. In Pennsylvania, the state cryptid of Pennsylvania is the squonk, which is, yeah, it's kind of like a little pig-looking thing that I... Do we have one?

The Jersey Devil would be a cryptid, yeah. In Pennsylvania, the state cryptid of Pennsylvania is the squonk, which is, yeah, it's kind of like a little pig-looking thing that I... Do we have one?

Probably up in the woods of the Poconos.

Probably up in the woods of the Poconos.

Well, here's the thing. You'll never find it because as soon as it's perceived, you see, it is so self-conscious about its appearance and believes it is so ugly that if you see it, it melts into a puddle of tears. Oh, no.

Well, here's the thing. You'll never find it because as soon as it's perceived, you see, it is so self-conscious about its appearance and believes it is so ugly that if you see it, it melts into a puddle of tears. Oh, no.

Yeah. We have the saddest state cryptid.

Yeah. We have the saddest state cryptid.

Phoenix would be like a mythical creature. Yeah. So technically cryptid is a, a, An animal that is proposed to exist but has not been proven to.

Phoenix would be like a mythical creature. Yeah. So technically cryptid is a, a, An animal that is proposed to exist but has not been proven to.