Matt

Yeah, I've never played Doom, but I can give it a shot. What now?

Yeah, I've never played Doom, but I can give it a shot. What now?

I mean, he is proof that the key to a long life is, in fact, copious amounts of cocaine.

I mean, he is proof that the key to a long life is, in fact, copious amounts of cocaine.

It's Monday.

It's Monday.

happiest people i've ever seen that's what happens when you spend your entire 20s through 40s no cocaine and heroin but he's not an idiot anymore with groupies he's not an idiot oh he's got a wife he's had a wife for like decades was she a groupie i don't think so groupies don't have to be younger than you i don't know that's the stereotype

happiest people i've ever seen that's what happens when you spend your entire 20s through 40s no cocaine and heroin but he's not an idiot anymore with groupies he's not an idiot oh he's got a wife he's had a wife for like decades was she a groupie i don't think so groupies don't have to be younger than you i don't know that's the stereotype

Yeah, but if you're like 24 in a band, then not all of the groupies are going to be 14. I don't know. If you're Steven Tyler, some of them will be. And then you'll buy one from their parents.

Yeah, but if you're like 24 in a band, then not all of the groupies are going to be 14. I don't know. If you're Steven Tyler, some of them will be. And then you'll buy one from their parents.

Early in my career, I had groupies, but they were all men in my Instagram DMs.

Early in my career, I had groupies, but they were all men in my Instagram DMs.

There were a lot of people that wanted me to start an OnlyFans, and unfortunately, all of them were male.

There were a lot of people that wanted me to start an OnlyFans, and unfortunately, all of them were male.

Unfortunately, it would have been a great monetary opportunity, but I have male cousins, and they would destroy me. I would never hear the end of it. Yeah, that's valid. It would just be constant. Even if you bought them all like Lamborghini? Oh, yeah. I would be OnlyFans boy.

Unfortunately, it would have been a great monetary opportunity, but I have male cousins, and they would destroy me. I would never hear the end of it. Yeah, that's valid. It would just be constant. Even if you bought them all like Lamborghini? Oh, yeah. I would be OnlyFans boy.

Pfft.

Pfft.

Now it makes sense. Now if you eat pasta and milk. That makes you heinous. Yeah.

Now it makes sense. Now if you eat pasta and milk. That makes you heinous. Yeah.