Matteo Lane

But you've not posted any pictures of these on there? God, look at that body. That's the kind of body I wish I had.

Men's briefs. I love them explaining the technology of the underwear like an infomercial. Remember infomercials in the 90s?

Men's briefs. I love them explaining the technology of the underwear like an infomercial. Remember infomercials in the 90s?

Men's briefs. I love them explaining the technology of the underwear like an infomercial. Remember infomercials in the 90s?

Is that them? To be an underwear model must be such a great life. I would hate it. I'd love it. I'd have to be in shape all the time. But see, at some point, the dick looks so mutilated. First of all, I don't understand what the photoshopping is here. Yeah, I don't know why.

Is that them? To be an underwear model must be such a great life. I would hate it. I'd love it. I'd have to be in shape all the time. But see, at some point, the dick looks so mutilated. First of all, I don't understand what the photoshopping is here. Yeah, I don't know why.

Is that them? To be an underwear model must be such a great life. I would hate it. I'd love it. I'd have to be in shape all the time. But see, at some point, the dick looks so mutilated. First of all, I don't understand what the photoshopping is here. Yeah, I don't know why.

Yeah, you're probably right. But this just looks like they need to seek medical help immediately. I don't know that I find it to be exactly sexy. This is me in them.

Yeah, you're probably right. But this just looks like they need to seek medical help immediately. I don't know that I find it to be exactly sexy. This is me in them.

Yeah, you're probably right. But this just looks like they need to seek medical help immediately. I don't know that I find it to be exactly sexy. This is me in them.

But I feel like you do. No. Not like, no. My problem is I have a giant ass. And it sits really high. And I think I have like a pelvic tilt. That's what my sister says. And so what happens is like I can't wear underwear. Like it doesn't go around like that. Like it almost goes like down. It looks like I'm walking like a duck, like Donald Duck. Oh, that's so funny.

But I feel like you do. No. Not like, no. My problem is I have a giant ass. And it sits really high. And I think I have like a pelvic tilt. That's what my sister says. And so what happens is like I can't wear underwear. Like it doesn't go around like that. Like it almost goes like down. It looks like I'm walking like a duck, like Donald Duck. Oh, that's so funny.

But I feel like you do. No. Not like, no. My problem is I have a giant ass. And it sits really high. And I think I have like a pelvic tilt. That's what my sister says. And so what happens is like I can't wear underwear. Like it doesn't go around like that. Like it almost goes like down. It looks like I'm walking like a duck, like Donald Duck. Oh, that's so funny.

This is so fun. Anything else you want to ask before I go? This was so fun. Thank you for having me on. Do you think...

This is so fun. Anything else you want to ask before I go? This was so fun. Thank you for having me on. Do you think...

This is so fun. Anything else you want to ask before I go? This was so fun. Thank you for having me on. Do you think...

Well, there's a generation of women who were completely misguided by Cosmopolitan Magazine who told them to eat an ice cube beforehand and give them a surprise. I'm like... There's a board writers in the cosmopolitan art. You remember those magazines where it's like things you can do to spice it up for your man. And it was always the worst advice.

Well, there's a generation of women who were completely misguided by Cosmopolitan Magazine who told them to eat an ice cube beforehand and give them a surprise. I'm like... There's a board writers in the cosmopolitan art. You remember those magazines where it's like things you can do to spice it up for your man. And it was always the worst advice.

Well, there's a generation of women who were completely misguided by Cosmopolitan Magazine who told them to eat an ice cube beforehand and give them a surprise. I'm like... There's a board writers in the cosmopolitan art. You remember those magazines where it's like things you can do to spice it up for your man. And it was always the worst advice.

Like eat red pepper flakes and then do it's like, no, just anything warm is fine. Put in your toothpaste. Right. No, some sort of horrific, like unnecessary thing.