Matthew Cox

I've got to stabilize it.

He is like a drunken trapeze artist just going to crazy, right?

And luckily, and what I'm visualizing is the young man that was in the room, one of the

one of the inhabitants of the house had some developmental disabilities.

And I just visualized at that point in time, that movie with saying Franken beans, while this is all happening, my partner's laughing at me.

Um, obviously I had misread the situation regarding horns and halos.

I'd put, you know, a halo on the Chihuahua and horns on the pit bull.

And luckily my wife had just bought some of those, uh,

I think it's like Duluth Trading Company fire hose material tactical pants.

They're like super thick pants.

Right.

I'm talking to you in the octave that I am right now because she had bought those pants for me the week before.

It was my birthday the week before.

So thankfully it saved my life.

It was just like that.

No, viciously dangling.

It's like a movie scene.

It was just awful.

And luckily, like I said, those pants absolutely saved my life.

And my partner is doing nothing.