Matthew McConaughey

If I stay on the porch because you picked up the slack, when you look over your shoulder, I can't have you back.

If there is no curfew, we'll stay out all night.

No tab at our bar, we get drunk and start a fight.

All these long lenses got us losing our sight.

You keep lifting it for me, I'm going to lose all my might.

When a four-star duty suits a six-star rate, we take our hands off the wheel, rely on fate.

Eating all we can at the all-we-can-eat buffet gives us a 3.8 education and a 4.2 GPA.

We steal from ourselves and get away with the scam.

What's the measure of merit with less give a damn?

These unlimited options, mmm, they sure got me confused, while all the conveniences keep me properly lubed.

In this red light district with the whore of inflation, the ROI's math don't pay for the vacation.

So let's just admit it, this extra credit's quite a fluffer.

Because when the tip's included, the service will suffer.

It's a fun one, man.

I mean, yeah.

I think I came with my,

The 11th place team got the same size trophy as the first place team.

And I was like, wait, they went 0-10, but the winning team went 10-0.

You kind of like saying, oh, the winning team went 5-5 and the losing team went 5-5.

I don't get it.