Matthew McConaughey

My buddy actually, Marcus Stowers, made me a T-shirt, a red T-shirt in white, writing it and said, I put ketchup on my ketchup. Yeah. Heinz the one. Viva la ketchup. Cheers to that.

I don't even know them. No one does. This is how we busted my mom. Mom would always save money. All right, let's go to peanut butter.

I don't even know them. No one does. This is how we busted my mom. Mom would always save money. All right, let's go to peanut butter.

I don't even know them. No one does. This is how we busted my mom. Mom would always save money. All right, let's go to peanut butter.

Yeah. For me, right? Heinz catch up. We'd finish, and we'd come back to dinner, and all of a sudden, next night, you'd be at the inn the night before. And the next night it'd be full. You'd pour it and it'd just pour out of the water. You're like, mom, bullshit. This is not. Yes, it is. And they're like, no, it's not.

Yeah. For me, right? Heinz catch up. We'd finish, and we'd come back to dinner, and all of a sudden, next night, you'd be at the inn the night before. And the next night it'd be full. You'd pour it and it'd just pour out of the water. You're like, mom, bullshit. This is not. Yes, it is. And they're like, no, it's not.

Yeah. For me, right? Heinz catch up. We'd finish, and we'd come back to dinner, and all of a sudden, next night, you'd be at the inn the night before. And the next night it'd be full. You'd pour it and it'd just pour out of the water. You're like, mom, bullshit. This is not. Yes, it is. And they're like, no, it's not.

And she did the same thing with peanut butter for a while. And we're like, this is not peanut butter pan. This is your local. Yeah, the bullshit knockoff. And we bust her every time on it.

And she did the same thing with peanut butter for a while. And we're like, this is not peanut butter pan. This is your local. Yeah, the bullshit knockoff. And we bust her every time on it.

And she did the same thing with peanut butter for a while. And we're like, this is not peanut butter pan. This is your local. Yeah, the bullshit knockoff. And we bust her every time on it.

I bet you like, it's the Jamaican prickly, what's that Jamaican? It's a dark sauce like A1. It's Jamaican. Pick a pepper. You like pick a pepper? If you like A1, you probably like pick a pepper.

I bet you like, it's the Jamaican prickly, what's that Jamaican? It's a dark sauce like A1. It's Jamaican. Pick a pepper. You like pick a pepper? If you like A1, you probably like pick a pepper.

I bet you like, it's the Jamaican prickly, what's that Jamaican? It's a dark sauce like A1. It's Jamaican. Pick a pepper. You like pick a pepper? If you like A1, you probably like pick a pepper.

Asian? More than that English mustard? We have that tight, tight, tight, little white, little teaspoon of that.

Asian? More than that English mustard? We have that tight, tight, tight, little white, little teaspoon of that.

Asian? More than that English mustard? We have that tight, tight, tight, little white, little teaspoon of that.

Where's Asian mustards between English mustards and wasabi?

Where's Asian mustards between English mustards and wasabi?

Where's Asian mustards between English mustards and wasabi?

You're like, am I fucking breathing through my eyes?