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Matthew McConaughey

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3424 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, to dads, man. Hey, and to more Govans out there because there's no... There's no better. You got kids? Two. And you got kids. Dude, this is a... If more dads, the dads out there, you're not in a toast here and say, can we be as good of a dad as we can be? Good of a father? This whole planet's going to be looking good for all of us, man. A lot better. Amen on that. What do you think?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, to dads, man. Hey, and to more Govans out there because there's no... There's no better. You got kids? Two. And you got kids. Dude, this is a... If more dads, the dads out there, you're not in a toast here and say, can we be as good of a dad as we can be? Good of a father? This whole planet's going to be looking good for all of us, man. A lot better. Amen on that. What do you think?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, to dads, man. Hey, and to more Govans out there because there's no... There's no better. You got kids? Two. And you got kids. Dude, this is a... If more dads, the dads out there, you're not in a toast here and say, can we be as good of a dad as we can be? Good of a father? This whole planet's going to be looking good for all of us, man. A lot better. Amen on that. What do you think?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, that's nice and easy. It's vodka. I don't drink much vodka. Not a lot of men do. But a little on the backside kind of opens up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, that's nice and easy. It's vodka. I don't drink much vodka. Not a lot of men do. But a little on the backside kind of opens up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, that's nice and easy. It's vodka. I don't drink much vodka. Not a lot of men do. But a little on the backside kind of opens up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I walked in, he was doing a Speedo shoot. It's in his contract. It's in my contract. It's in the contract.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I walked in, he was doing a Speedo shoot. It's in his contract. It's in my contract. It's in the contract.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I walked in, he was doing a Speedo shoot. It's in his contract. It's in my contract. It's in the contract.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because, look, you can sell snake oil with a good marketing campaign. You can get away with shit. You can put lipstick on the donkey and call it thoroughbred and people will go bet on it in the race. But we said, look, let's make some real good fucking juice first. We're serious about our tequila. Let's make some really good juice first.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because, look, you can sell snake oil with a good marketing campaign. You can get away with shit. You can put lipstick on the donkey and call it thoroughbred and people will go bet on it in the race. But we said, look, let's make some real good fucking juice first. We're serious about our tequila. Let's make some really good juice first.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because, look, you can sell snake oil with a good marketing campaign. You can get away with shit. You can put lipstick on the donkey and call it thoroughbred and people will go bet on it in the race. But we said, look, let's make some real good fucking juice first. We're serious about our tequila. Let's make some really good juice first.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Let's be formal about that process, which took two years and 47 tasters. But once we got that, we said, boom, circus. Now let's have some frickin' fun. People have been talking real snooty up nosy about tequila for a long time. Now let's have some fun. Pantalone is a great name. Oh, I can run with that. Oh, what can you do with your pants off? Pixels will be our friend.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Let's be formal about that process, which took two years and 47 tasters. But once we got that, we said, boom, circus. Now let's have some frickin' fun. People have been talking real snooty up nosy about tequila for a long time. Now let's have some fun. Pantalone is a great name. Oh, I can run with that. Oh, what can you do with your pants off? Pixels will be our friend.