Matthew Muehling
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Podcast Appearances
I live in it, so it's more of a Rav Fort, okay?
Like, you know, I've gotten to the point, I think, like, my favorite candy now are cough drops, you know?
They're just menthol-flavored Jolly Ranchers, you know?
I've hit the point in my life where it's like, I'm pretty sure the only reason I masturbate is for prostate health, you know?
So I'm a man, so I get a little discouraged about the double standard that exists online between men and women.
For example, a girl can post herself at the beach wearing a bikini.
Gets thousands of likes, hundreds of comments from other girls.
Saying things like, yes, queen.
I say one innocent comment like, wow, what a babe, and I get blasted.
Or most often they say, wow, dude, she's only 11.
So I don't do many impressions.
This is my impression of a Latina, but not just any Latina.