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Matthew Muehling

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
161 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

I live in it, so it's more of a Rav Fort, okay?

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

I'm getting older in my life.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Like, you know, I've gotten to the point, I think, like, my favorite candy now are cough drops, you know?

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

They're just menthol-flavored Jolly Ranchers, you know?

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

I've hit the point in my life where it's like, I'm pretty sure the only reason I masturbate is for prostate health, you know?

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Hey, everybody.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

So I'm a man, so I get a little discouraged about the double standard that exists online between men and women.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

For example, a girl can post herself at the beach wearing a bikini.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Gets thousands of likes, hundreds of comments from other girls.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Saying things like, yes, queen.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Slay girl.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Pop off diva.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

I say one innocent comment like, wow, what a babe, and I get blasted.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

They say creep.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

They say loser.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Or most often they say, wow, dude, she's only 11.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

Can you believe these people?

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

So I don't do many impressions.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

I do one.

KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON

This is my impression of a Latina, but not just any Latina.

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