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Mattie Marr

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
333 total appearances

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Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

The business trip didn't even make sense because he's like, well, I'll be back in time for the tree lighting.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

So in my mind, I'm thinking, okay, the climax of the tree lighting because dad's going to be away and everything's going to be crazy.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

He's going to come back and be like, what happened?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

But then he's back like the next scene.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I was like, oh, why did we have to learn about him going to New York?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Why did he have to go to New York?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

So Taylor goes up to the front desk and for some reason she's like asking like the bellhop, like, please tell me you've got some positions open.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Please.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Here's my file.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I just work here.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And because it's 2025, here, let me give you a manila folder with my resume and all the papers of what my background is.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

You certainly don't need an electronic version of this, right?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

so she goes so then Taylor's like oh excuse me hi I overheard did you say there are jobs available because your fucking ballet says a different story and she's like um yeah no well there are no jobs available unless you're an old white man who can play Santa Claus or also probably just an old white man because honestly let's say the system's rigged against everyone else right yeah but let me just hand you a flyer for it anyway Merry Christmas Merry Christmas in case you know any old white men in town

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I don't see it with this guy.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

There was like, in my mind, I was like, was this a drunk driving incident?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

It had to be.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Cause later says he's like, Matthew, the Italian cops are looking for.