Matty Johns
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Brother Andrew.
I said, Joe, you do it.
Yep.
Joey got so nervous before he wrote all these notes down on his forearm and literally both forearms were written right up to his elbow and then he was so nervous before he looked over and there was literally ink just – he could not read.
These were all just squares.
It's an old person.
You know what?
Do you want to edit my stuff?
I think we need to edit that.
What are you doing?
I'm just looking at jokes I just tipped in there.
There was one here, sarcastic family jokes.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and write.
And right.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology, so I unplugged his life support.
That's good.
I wouldn't trade my siblings for the world.
I don't have anywhere to put it.
My brother is my partner in crime until we got caught.
Then he did it.