Maureen Callahan

This is how diseased it is over at the Today Show.

Craig was furious that he didn't get the sit down.

He doesn't give a shit what happened to Savannah's mother.

He just wants the interview.

But I think you have to give a shit about what happened to Savannah's mother in order to even be in the running for that interview.

That's how fucked up they all are.

It totally explains why Craig was slouched on that couch.

We showed it in the mini after those Hoda clips aired on today of her interview.

And Savannah's weeping and struggling.

And Craig, it's like, pass him another beer.

He's watching the game.

He was so put out.

And now, trust me, Savannah, if I know this and you know this, Savannah knows this.

Savannah's going to go back and sit next to Craig on that set.

Is she for fucking real?

Craig, my man, you might be in danger.

Deservedly so.

Subject line, the nerve makes me feel like I found my table at the cafeteria.

This warms my cold, dead heart, my friend.

This is a troublemaker, Lisa, who has written before, Maureen.