Maureen Callahan

Troublemaker Elle in Paris, and she signs off much like our beloved Armando does.

She is a self-described author slash bon vivant.

slash dork in Paris.

Hi, Maureen.

Thank you to The Nerve for calling out one Justin Timberlake.

I am glad that the culture seems to be waking up finally and realizing that his Mr. Nice Guy persona is a complete sham.

Just my opinion.

In addition to the way he has exploited women like Britney and Janet Jackson, I agree with this opinion.

The clips of homeless people used during his wedding were absolutely disgusting.

I could not agree with you more.

Jessica Biel should not be given a pass either.

I could not agree with you more because troublemaker Damien writes, we've heard from him before.

You'll remember who he is when I get to the next part.

Damien writes, if my significant other thought that this was way in any way amusing, I would be walking out the door, not up the aisle.

Agreed.

I think I mentioned before you did that I work as a solicitor, that's lawyer in the UK and drunk driving is based on my experience, one of the most selfish crimes you can commit.

One of the worst cases I had to litigate

involved a 10-year-old boy killed by someone who got behind the wheel after a few glasses of wine.

I will never forget how completely broken his parents were, and this Damien in London is why we are going all the fucking way in on Tiger fucking Woods.

I don't want to hear it.