Maureen Callahan

Again, it's like, she just heard there's a sale at the row.

This is beyond.

Turning now to Reese's great pal Amy Griffin, who, as reported on the nerve, has is now the subject of a lawsuit.

The nerve was the first outlet and really the only one to raise our hand and say, hey, this woman who wrote a quote unquote memoir alleging that she had been violently sexually assaulted as a child in her school by

a teacher who everybody knows is still walking around and she doesn't seem to give a shit about it.

Like we think she's lying.

Just my opinion.

I think she's a fucking liar.

And now she's being sued by a woman who appears in the book named Claudia, who says, Hey, Amy stole my story.

That stuff happened to me.

Amy's been posting all over Instagram with all of the famous friends she's purchased with her billionaire husband's money.

She has not a care in the world.

She knows famous people.

That's all that matters at the end of the day, right?

And you would think that the people

She likes to show off, like, her trophies.

All credit to Mark Bowden for that phrase.

The Reese Witherspoons of the world.

The Gwyneth Paltrows would be putting, like, the Oprahs.

Oprah's another one.