Maureen Callahan

Like, arms distance.

Like, stay away from me.

No, no, no, no, no.

So Amy posts this Instagram message saying,

to again remind us that she knows famous people um it's reese witherspoon's 50th birthday is the ostensible occasion for this braggadocious uh post amy writes uh next to a photo of um herself in a bathroom with reese witherspoon we have lived a lot of life together raised children together have they known each other that long really because reese has two adult children

held hands in celebration and in heartbreak.

Through it all, you've taught me, Emdash, never waste a moment to create a memory, especially when there is good lighting, even in a public bathroom.

I don't know, Amy, do you mean like in the public bathroom that you claimed Mr. Mason brutally raped you in as a child and threatened to knock out all of your teeth?

Like a public restroom like that where nobody saw a fucking thing?

where you didn't emerge with bruises or tears, where there was no physical evidence of such a thing like that, like that kind of a public restroom?

lastly shia labeouf who is a public menace okay this guy was uh in an altercation a fight on february 15th 2026 in new orleans at the royal street in an r bar in the french quarter via people magazine the unemployable thank god yelled homophobic slurs so you know what's really going on there

drunk people who start yelling homophobic stuff are usually grappling with something within themselves that they've got issues with.

I'm not saying Shia LaBeouf is gay.

I mean, I'm just saying.

was lunging at people before New Orleans arrest claims alleged victim.

This is an exclusive published February 19th by Elizabeth Rossner and Sarah Jones, the People Magazine headline.

Jeffrey, damn it.

Oh, come on, guy.

Born Jeffrey Klein.

Is everyone on the hustle?