Maureen Callahan

fatally like he you know an unforced error to get that oscar and mcconaughey sits there and says yeah i left a huge steaming pile of shit that i took in your trailer i felt like a fool it's not your fault to never blame the victim troublemaker okay never blame the victim there are really very few celebs we can appreciate many of whom are not from recent generations this is true at least you know

as discussed ethan hawk is in like excellent standing here at the nerve probably forever on another note oh by the way many of you troublemakers uh commented and emailed i mispronounced coogie beach in um australia it's kuji beach kuji beach i am sorry thank you for correcting me i nearly died over the over

The Coogee Beach poo balls.

Let's just call them what they are.

They're shit balls.

They're balls of shit.

They're balls of shit washing up on the beach in front of the hotel where Meghan Markle is doing her girls weekend imminently.

Shit balls.

Releasing sewage to the beach could deter Meghan Markle.

It won't.

It won't.

It won't.

Sorry, I printed this out.

I have to keep it a secret.

It's for Marlene's Eyes Only.

It goes to something that The Nerve may be doing imminently.

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