Maureen Callahan

which has a rehabilitation industrial complex for the ages.

There are rehabs all over the place at all price points.

He's got to leave the country.

Why?

Why?

Is this judge unfamiliar with Matthew Perry's memoir published shortly before his death from drugs in which he claimed to be sober and said he loved to leave the country?

You know why?

He could get a lot more drugs that way.

All right, let's go to the ladies of The View.

Here we go.

They were discussing it.

I had it on in the background because, you know, I was like, I've got to take – the nerve has to be as nimble as we can be.

We've got – we know what we're dealing with over at the Today Show, and, yes, we will have our eyes on it all week long as Savannah returns on Monday.

April 1st, again, would that this were an epic April Fool's joke.

the ladies of the view and filling in for Alyssa, who's the token conservative, like conservative, you know, on that panel is a,

Whitney Cummings, who I find like a pretty disturbed person and really not funny.

So she's sitting in that chair.

Whoopi is going to offer the first opinion about Tiger's latest DUI in which he rolled his SUV.

He rolled a car for the second time that he hasn't killed somebody by now.

is nothing short of a miracle.