Maureen Callahan

All I can think when I see that rolled over SUV is what if a little kid had been out on the street, like riding their bike?

What if?

Whoopi, let's hear from the brain trust known as Whoopi fucking Goldberg.

Here we go.

Some media personalities like Dave Portnoy, I don't know who that is, are not as compassionate.

Yeah.

So Whoopi says, I don't know who Dave Portnoy is.

That is not a flex, Whoopi.

Dave Portnoy is a very culturally relevant person.

I am hardly a major sports fan, but I know who Dave Portnoy is.

Dave Portnoy is a lot more wealthy than you are.

He is a lot more

of an important presence in the media landscape than you are.

Oh, Tiger's a friend of mine.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck how many famous people you know who you're going to carry water for.

I don't like kicking a man when he's down.

Well, then I guess we should just send nobody to prison ever because they're down.

That's basically what passes for brain activity in Whoopi Goldberg's head.

Whitney is going to pick up that baton and trot out the very well, the much overheated talking point about Tiger needing a pass because he didn't have a childhood.