Maureen Callahan
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The Today Show, they've clearly been having production meetings about how do we cover the cultural phenomenon that is Ryan Murphy's love story, JFK Jr.
and Carolyn Bessette?
How can the Today Show cover this?
It's certainly not going to be with incisive, original, smart and funny reporting.
just incapable of that they cannot do that also every segment that they do again the today show hosts it's like the band the arcade fire there have to be there has to be at least 80 co-hosts on that set so they can all get a chance to ask a question like it's a participation trophy so the today show decided now earlier this week no maybe it was thursday of this week so it was yesterday they um they did a segment again reheated leftovers
on how um men can style themselves like jfk jr and they had a little fashion show with like not even male models you know it's like production assistants they like wrangle into this um
Without noting the obvious, the guy was an idiot.
He was a suicidal, homicidal maniac who killed himself, his wife, and her sister in an extremely violent, wholly preventable crash that he may have deliberately caused.
And before he plummeted that tiny plane into the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, he almost hit a packed commercial American airliners jetliner, making its descent
To JFK, it's all an ask not.
Not that those knuckle draggers over there have read Ask Not.
I exclude the faction at the Today Show who is secretly sneaking episodes of The Nerve or just listens in your ear so you can go undetected.
You guys, you know, you're the resistance.
As far as we're concerned, they're the Nazis and you're the resistance.
But let's look at the Today Show's piece from three weeks ago.
They just did this three effing weeks ago.
Savannah, don't rush back, okay?
Don't rush back.
Take your time.
God knows what they're going to cook up for poor Savannah.