Maureen Callahan
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Okay, let's look at the Today Show's tips and tricks.
They're pro tips on how any regular person can look like JFK Jr.
and his deeply unstable, troubled self.
and an elocution expert because she does this thing, you know, who does this also like no shortage of reality stars, but Kyle Richards on Beverly Hills is among the worst offenders.
I N G the gerund.
It's in, it's not in, in, in Jenna Bush Hager.
And, uh,
Chanel, then again, if she had two brain cells to rub together, she would say to her producer, I'm not reading this cliched boilerplate claptrap.
Who wrote this?
Maureen Dowd?
The internet is going crazy.
The internet is a thing.
It can't go crazy.
A person can go crazy.
Like Carolyn Bessette can go crazy on her husband saying like, they're tearing me apart.
They won't leave us alone.
It's like the buzzer rings with like, you know, her fucking Coke dealer.
Like somebody you invited over.
Anyway.
Okay, here we go.