Maureen Callahan

You know why?

He could get a lot more drugs that way.

All right, let's go to the ladies of The View.

Here we go.

They were discussing it.

I had it on in the background because, you know, I was like, I've got to take – the nerve has to be as nimble as we can be.

We've got – we know what we're dealing with over at the Today Show, and, yes, we will have our eyes on it all week long as Savannah returns on Monday.

April 1st, again, would that this were an epic April Fool's joke.

the ladies of the view and filling in for Alyssa, who's the token conservative, like conservative, you know, on that panel is a,

Whitney Cummings, who I find like a pretty disturbed person and really not funny.

So she's sitting in that chair.

Whoopi is going to offer the first opinion about Tiger's latest DUI in which he rolled his SUV.

He rolled a car for the second time that he hasn't killed somebody by now.

is nothing short of a miracle.

All I can think when I see that rolled over SUV is what if a little kid had been out on the street, like riding their bike?

What if?

Whoopi, let's hear from the brain trust known as Whoopi fucking Goldberg.

Here we go.

Some media personalities like Dave Portnoy, I don't know who that is, are not as compassionate.

Yeah.