Maureen Callahan

So Whoopi says, I don't know who Dave Portnoy is.

That is not a flex, Whoopi.

Dave Portnoy is a very culturally relevant person.

I am hardly a major sports fan, but I know who Dave Portnoy is.

Dave Portnoy is a lot more wealthy than you are.

He is a lot more

of an important presence in the media landscape than you are.

Oh, Tiger's a friend of mine.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck how many famous people you know who you're going to carry water for.

I don't like kicking a man when he's down.

Well, then I guess we should just send nobody to prison ever because they're down.

That's basically what passes for brain activity in Whoopi Goldberg's head.

Whitney is going to pick up that baton and trot out the very well, the much overheated talking point about Tiger needing a pass because he didn't have a childhood.

Here we go.

Good for Joy Behar.

She's the only one who's like, what are you talking about?

Working as a child and not having a traditional childhood shouldn't give you free rein to drive drunk.

You know how many of you I've heard from who say, I lost somebody to a drunk driver?

OK, here comes America's preeminent race hustler.