Maureen Callahan

Sonny Hostin, who has filled the Star Jones chair.

Remember when Star Jones used to be played by Tracy Morgan on SNL and Tracy Morgan at that table in drag would always be like, my name is Star Jones and I am a lawyer.

Sonny is always like, as a former federal prosecutor, we know, Sonny, we know.

But she's going to talk about – well, this is her – she's taken the talking point from Team Tiger, which has been pumped into the cultural water supply and offers this wholly unoriginal thought while also minimizing the danger of someone being on drugs again.

On what Tiger called Narcos.

Behind the wheel.

Here we go.

You know what?

It's called being a fucking grown-up, okay?

The guy has more resources than most people ever would have access to.

I don't care about his pain.

I care that he may take the life of an innocent person or persons because this guy at 50 years old cannot get his shit together and trust me.

Trust you me when I tell you that if this had been a white athlete who had been in his fourth serious car crash under the influence, second one rolling the car, Sonny would be shouting white privilege all night.

day long.

In comes the useless Sarah Haynes.

Sarah, who's the nice one from the Midwest, whose constant refrains no matter the topic are.

On the one hand, there's this.

And on the other hand, there's this.

She is as dull as a butter knife.

I don't know why she is at that table.