Maureen Callahan

Her marriage was announced in the New York Times.

Has she done anything with her life?

No.

Her husband came home one day during COVID and was like, I want a divorce.

That's it.

That's it.

She got a fucking book deal.

And you know what else?

Her major issue was she didn't know if she was going to exit this divorce with both the Martha's Vineyard house and the New York City luxury property.

Spoiler alert, she did.

Every time...

someone who is completely undeserving of a book deal gets a book deal that is a far more deserving author, like our friend Mellie writing about her dog, Bo, who should totally get a fucking book deal, okay?

Or at least have a major agent take a look at that manuscript.

Mellie, stay in touch with us.

You know, they also had a private beach on Martha's Vineyard Island.

I mean, cry me a fucking river.

Get out of here.

Okay, now, right before New Year's, and I made a note to mark this and come back to it.

You know, we went in on Amy Griffin last year, and we were like, this is a lie.

We think this is a lie.