Maureen Callahan

I think this is a lie.

I'll just say it.

I don't think that she was savagely sexually assaulted and raped by her coach at her school as a kid.

And she accused a real guy who she gave a pseudonym in the book, but everybody knows who this guy fucking is.

She's married to a billionaire and she's swanning around Instagram still.

Shameless, shameless.

As discussed, Mr. Mason is his name.

That's the pseudonym she gave him.

I hope Mr. Mason finds a great fucking shark of a lawyer who will take his case pro bono

and sues the ever-loving shit out of Amy Griffin and her husband.

He's a billionaire.

They'll settle with you, Mr. Mason.

But more importantly, the Amy Griffins of the world, as does the publishing industry at large, need to be taught a lesson, which is that you can't go around accusing people of the most heinous crimes there are because you need to feel fucking special because you married a billionaire

but you don't have anything to do with yourself all day except buy celebrity friends and buy access to places where celebrities hang out.

That's Amy Griffin in a fucking nutshell, okay?

New York Magazine.

the end of 2026 ran a piece called book industry professionals get candid about the state of the industry this piece ran in vulture it was published on december 24th 2025 this is also a piece by the way notably industry insiders say that jenna bush hager that moron over at the today show no longer moves books the way she once did nor does reese excuse me reese witherspoon nor does oprah

Okay?

So don't fall for their bullshit when they stamp their fucking imprimatur on a book cover.

They're all crap books.