Maureen Callahan

I'm sending you literally, which has asterisks.

Before and after literally, which is just, it's code for ital.

Just fucking ital it.

Oh, God, he's so precious.

I find Ryan Reynolds beyond creepy.

I think there's a lot of skeletons in this guy's closet, if you know what I'm saying.

Every form of congratulations under the sky while jumping up and down and rapidly happy clapping.

At one point, I was three feet.

feet from you at the after party so this is after the premiere but I wasn't able to extricate myself from the studio Sony Studios chairman's mouth so Ryan is saying you're the one I really wanted to talk to not the chairman of the Sony Studio who my wife and I Ryan with Blake I'm talking as Ryan have been bombarding with emails and texts from the likes of Matt Damon to try to get control of this piece of shit movie

I tried watching it.

It's unwatchable.

Continuing Ryan's email to Colleen.

Holy fuckity fuck.

You guys really pulled it off.

Like, Colleen, this thing is on fire everywhere.

And audiences have wrapped both arms around the film.

You and B, that would be Blake, made something gorgeous out of ingredients you didn't ask for, which is what makes you both and this whole post-production team so clutch.

So clutch.

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Ryan.

I heard you guys got a tummy bug and you're stuck in New York.