Maureen Callahan

I thought this premiere was in New York.

Why wasn't it in New York?

I can't think of anything worse.

I can think of something worse, Ryan.

I can think like a burning down your elementary school and hoping that some other poor sap got the blame for it and probably did some time would be a lot worse than a fucking tummy bug.

A tummy bug.

What is he, 800?

although it might be your body ridding itself of any residual Baldoni.

These people are juveniles.

Juveniles, okay?

I'd rather be puking in a gulag than hijacking performative feminism while practicing personal growth catchphrases in the mirror.

Again, slagging off Justin Baldoni, who, you know, by the way,

all the documents released thus far, Justin is talking to his own close inner circle and all of the communications between and among these people are like, I'm trying to hold my head high.

I'm trying to just get through this without like going down to their level.

I'm just trying to get like no talk of revenge, no talk of them trying to smear my reputation, kill my career, none of it.

go back to uh ryan's very florid email i hope you're taking a moment to enjoy this like she needs your dispensation to enjoy this i'm sure this woman is probably just like i'd like to be rid of all of you i know the road isn't always easy or clear when you're a creator an apex storyteller like you oh my god ryan reynolds an apex storyteller i can imagine

It takes a very resolute mind and heart to process all the strange people like Ryan and Blake, my side, with muddled intentions trying to warm their hands on your light.

I mean, think of the energy required to come up with these myriad ways of star fucking people, trying to just get them to do what you want.

What's happening this weekend with IEWU, that's an acronym for It Ends With Us, is a victory lap and a testament to fortitude.

You and Blake opened the movie adaptation higher than most films with budgets five to six times larger.