Maureen Callahan

Because in my head, a man can't experience sexual trauma at the hands of a woman.

The star, who had previously been open about his Baha'i faith, and that's the faith that he and his intimates were corresponding about, trying to take the high road with all this bullshit with Taylor and Blake,

and their little handmaidens, said he was, quote, hoping to save myself for marriage, and that's as detailed as I'll get into the story.

One day, my therapist asked me a very simple question.

She said, Justin, you do a lot of work in this space.

If a woman told you that story, what would you call it?

And that's when I broke, he said, adding that his healing began at that point.

Now, also, according to this document dump,

contrary to what tree pain and Taylor's massive PR army would have us believe, which the report back when this stuff broke was like, Taylor just wound up there randomly.

She, she was like, she didn't know what was going on.

She had nothing to do with Blake and Ryan and,

bullying Justin Baldoni up in their Tribeca penthouse.

Not so.

According to these docs, Taylor was anything but an innocent bystander who was set up by Blake during this New York City penthouse beatdown.

Metaphorical.

In fact, Taylor seemed to be very involved in Blake's strategy, texting Blake if Justin was strategic.

So this is after Blake said, hey, man, you know what?

One of my best friends, my dragon, happens to just be Taylor Swift, the biggest pop star on the planet, this side of Beyonce.

Would you like a Taylor Swift song for the trailer?

Because that would give us a ton of buzz.